Retard fuel 

Similar to nightmare fuel, this word is an adjective used to describe someone or something that causes you to lose braincells. This phrase can also be used when a person is doing something stupid. When someone is doing something stupid you may say that they are "chugging retard fuel,"

Guy 1 "Hey why are acting strange?"
Guy 2 "I saw someone writing fanfiction in a Cafe earlier"
Guy 1 "Don't worry, they probably ordered the retard fuel off of the menu"
Can also be used like this
"I saw a rant on reddit made by an incel and it was the most retard fuel thing I have ever scene"

Retard fuel by Poyukan and Sheev March 22, 2021

Retard Dick 

A: A rather large dick. Refers to a joke that retarded men tend to have larger than average penises.

B: The rather large dick of a retard.

A: Due to his large penis, his friends gave him the sarcastic nickname "retard dick."

B: Bob: I heard Steve the retard has a huge dick!
Joe: Well, the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.

Retard Dick by dele33 March 8, 2008

Retard speak 

When people spell things wrong and use text speak on msn/facebook etc. Normally lacks most vowels.
Usually needs some kind of 'translation' to read.

Lmao, that was so funny when you took that pill and you fell off your chair
Retard speak = lmao tht ws so fnny whn u tk tht pill n u fell of ur char.

Retard speak by busybee6363 September 7, 2010

retard teammates 

Apes that can't do anything

Guy 1: Omg, i 'm hardstuck bronze yasuo main and i can't get out of it because i have retard teammates

retard teammates by ilikedik123 December 17, 2017

Retard handler 

Individual tasked with maintaining control of a single tard while outside the confines of the retard school. Their duties mostly revolve around keeping the tard from going full retard and unleashing their retard strength on the public. Usually the number of handlers to the tard is an excellent indicator of a retard's strength. A one to one ratio would indicate a low strength retard whereas two handlers to one tard indicates a super strength retard.

The Secret Service is made up of the nation's most elite and well trained retard handlers.

Retard handler by Carlos SpicyWeiner September 9, 2013

Retard rights 

Disgraceful or inappropriate public behaviour that would never be tolerated from a "normal" person, but is accepted when that person is retarded/disabled.

Johnny Downer (whilst rubbing his genitalia through his dungarees) shouts: "EUEUEEEERRGHHH DO YOU WANT SOME OF THIS YOU DIRTY WHORE?!"

Sexy female 1 (turns, shocked and appalled): "Excuse me?!"

Johnny Downer's carer: "I am awfully sorry, he has Down's syndrome"

Sexy female 1 (embarrassed smile): "Awww, isn't he a lovely young man? Don't worry about it, have a nice day!"

Johnny Downer (with a dirty grin): "I love my retard rights"

Retard rights by Johnny Downer October 24, 2009

Retard Wrangler

An employer that constantly hires retards to work in their shop

Well I just hired another moron... I must be the biggest retard wrangler.

Retard Wrangler by BruceJrTheRetardWrangler April 16, 2015