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Beef Queef

When a man docks his anus to a woman's vagina, passes gas into it and the woman proceeds to queef it out.
Sam made me beef queef last night, it was gravy.
by MGK sux July 12, 2023
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greasy queef

when you are using oil during coitus and your produce a queef that consists of oil and pussy juices
Me and Ricky were having a oil orgy last week and i had a greasy queef!
by lildicknigga1219 May 17, 2016
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Thunder Queef

The exhaust from a good pounding that vibrates the testicles so hard I can be fell for miles like a california earthquake
Chad's testicles were almost blown off over after the massive thunder queef nut shaker that came from lindsey's spasm chasm.
by Downwiththethickness January 22, 2022
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Mouldy Queef

A term for when a fellow South London gang member releases odorous gas from his low riding anus.
Man u let off a mouldy queef, get me?
by BITCHAZSUKMYCOCK August 24, 2012
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mouth queef

Mouth queef.
The sound someone makes when they are looking at an items price tag and realize they can't afford it.
Mouth queef
Go'quesha. "How mush dos is"
Bill. "Thirty dollars"
Go'quesha. "Pfffffff. Dat tew much". (Pats weave)
mouth queef mouf
by Wdh29577 September 7, 2016
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Sonic Queef

A extremely wet queef which breaks the sound barrier
Example: Man 1: Yo what was the sound last night?
Man 2: My girlfriend sonic queefed while we were fucking, sorry bro.
by John Willcox December 15, 2016
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Cranial Queefing

Euphemism for a major symptom of the incurable disease of CRS; (Can't Remember Shit). Presents in the patient as a manifestation of a violent or forceful expulsion of air or gas (Bull Shit) from the Cranium. aka:Cerebral Flatulence.

See Also: Brain Fart.
You will have to forgive my lack of attention today, I am suffering from a major attack of Cranial Queefing...
by Tore Up November 30, 2011
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