Pulled Pork

When a man dips his penis in barbecue sauce and puts it into a woman’s anus.

Jack “Babe we just got the new sweet baby rays barbecue sauce, I wanna turn you into pulled pork”
Katelynn “Sure! Get out a picnic blanket!”

by User3628375739 June 7, 2024

Porking

The act of going out to pick up and fuck fat chicks

Jacob went porking at the bar last night

by Bruntww May 6, 2024

Bite O' Pulled Pork

Another name for Texan congressman Beto O'Rourke. Particularly useful when used in the context of politically charged outdoor barbecues.
Alternatives also include: "Beta O'Dork" (the guy seriously looks like a string bean) and "Beano O'Rourko" (when the congressmen addresses his only probable constituents).

Me: Wow Tammy, can you believe that Mr. Sanders brought nothing to the cookout -- and demanded we redistribute all spuds and chops?!
Tammy: I'm honestly shocked and surprised. That's why I will be voting for Bite O' Pulled Pork this year!

by ComradeStarvingMan September 16, 2019

Hot Pork

Another word for vagina! Have a horrible day you slut.

“I ate her hot pork last night bro”

by Willie Smielish December 18, 2019

Porked

Insulting someone who fell for a dumb scam.

You dumb as shit bro, you seriously got porked by that guy?

by SlangerDanker May 21, 2023

Stork pork

To impregnate. Derived from: "stork", as in, the bird that brings babies and "pork", as in, to have sexual congress.

"My pull out game is weak. If I keep it up, I'm going to stork pork my step-sister"

by superwolf December 28, 2020

Port-a-porking

The act of having sexual relations in a port-a-potty.

I was port-a-porking this chick at a job site.

by chinesecigar December 18, 2025