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Donkey Poke

When you poop on somebody’s face and it’s bloody
Jake got donkey poked by Jenna
by Johnson dingleberry April 28, 2024
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Poking the Pork Chops

Bouncing off of a girl's (or guy's, whatever you're into) ass as you have sex with them from behind. Whether it's anal or vaginal intercourse is completely irrelevant.
"So what did you do last night, dude?"
"Oh you know, just hung out with Stacy's mom and was poking the pork chops."
by A_sphincter_says_what August 11, 2013
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she pokes

When ass appears big and/or nice in pants
by __etnom February 11, 2017
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Poke the right bears

Business folks say this to 1) imply they can do favors, affect change, etc. and 2) sound macho.

Especially common among grown-up douchebro yuppie types.
Hydrogen fuel cells aren't a development priority this quarter? Let me see if I can poke the right bears to get this done.
by unicodebandito May 9, 2017
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Pokeative

the quality of being someone who pokes alot on facebook or something
you are pokeative
by Cato_Ping October 24, 2011
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poke a monk

Man I'm really want to poke a monk tonight said the Nun
by Plungerbaby October 15, 2022
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Poke

To describe some smoke thats pokey (potent), or just describe anything as good, cool etc
"Man that weed is poke, i am so stoned"
"That free party was so poke!"
by Ziziana May 24, 2007
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