Poke the right bears

Business folks say this to 1) imply they can do favors, affect change, etc. and 2) sound macho.

Especially common among grown-up douchebro yuppie types.

Hydrogen fuel cells aren't a development priority this quarter? Let me see if I can poke the right bears to get this done.

by unicodebandito May 9, 2017

she pokes

When ass appears big and/or nice in pants

Damn she pokes

by __etnom February 11, 2017

poke a monk

Religious Porn

Man I'm really want to poke a monk tonight said the Nun

by Plungerbaby October 15, 2022

Pokeative

the quality of being someone who pokes alot on facebook or something

you are pokeative

by Cato_Ping October 24, 2011

Puss Poke

To engage in sexual intercourse using one’s penis colada and roast beef.

Woman on their first anniversary: “bae, look at this lovely painting, I would love to have this!” (wink, wink)
Man responding to woman: “How much is that painting?” (Man looks over shoulder and sees $600)
“$600, I can barely get one puss poke a month outta you! And you want a $600 painting!?!?! “

by Ab0minable May 18, 2025

crack poked

The act of inserting objects into ones exposed ass crack.

"dude you just crack poked me with a pencil."

by dictionary dude12 August 22, 2011

Poke Humor

Cracking a joke by poking at someone. Lack of humor cus all you do is roast

Yo quit the poke humor it’s rude

by rakattakc April 10, 2021