Step 1. Collect dog poop at your local dog park.
Step 2. Kidnap an albino.
Step 3. Paint their arms and sides with your collection of dog poop.
Step 2. Kidnap an albino.
Step 3. Paint their arms and sides with your collection of dog poop.
by Armchair General January 31, 2016
Hey that small penguin looks cute, oh shit he’s nuking half of our continent run for your fucking life reeeeeeeeee.
by SystemOverload February 05, 2019
by PENGUINZZZ July 09, 2022
by A user who is anonymous May 18, 2020
An interesting, cool, usually female person. They're sweet and fun to be around. Everyone loves a penguin!
Maria: Hey shall we invite Jilly to our party friday night?
Jorge: Yeah she's great, she's such a penguin!
Jorge: Yeah she's great, she's such a penguin!
by Palacio Richards May 30, 2011
by PenguinsAttention April 12, 2020
A woman who doesn’t have a child of her own or who has been dismissed by her child so she hovers over someone else’s child to make up for what she doesn’t have.
n. She could’ve had children but she just wants to be a penguin.
v. She has a child who doesn’t listen so she penguins that other kid.
*it should be noted that a “penguin” is a relative of the mother hen”.
v. She has a child who doesn’t listen so she penguins that other kid.
*it should be noted that a “penguin” is a relative of the mother hen”.
by ThatsAnnoying January 09, 2023