Pubic Panic

The dread and chaotic cleanup that follows when a man shaves his nuts in a heat of passion without planning for disposal of his cleaved-off pubes beforehand.

I shaved my Wookiee nuts last night, and when I was done the bathroom was practically wearing a fursuit, but then my sister knocked on the door which sent me into full-on Pubic Panic.

by Spaceagesocks March 7, 2021

Gay Panic

To send someone of the same sex into a panic over something you did.

Kai’s smile sent Hyu into a gay panic, leaving him flustered and blushing ;))

by dial555 March 27, 2021

Gay panic

When you find out the two guts you we’re talking to are twins.

Twin 1: Hey im talking to this guy!
Twin 2: So sm I...
Twins:”Were you talking to both of us at the same time?”
Me: *Gay panic*

by Gaykid29 March 30, 2021

Gay Panic

Twitch streamer Minx

“Minx is the definition of Gay panic”

by annieleonhartswife April 17, 2021

gay panic

when straight people are afraid they might be a little gay

im having a bit of gay panic

by Grgrfrfrfrfrgdfv June 17, 2021

Concrete panini

an act in which you place your balls on concrete and have another concrete brick placed on top. Have a bystander jump on the brick to explode your balls and create a concrete panini. Cheese can be added for extra fun.

Omg last nights party was so fun, we gave Lazarrfit a concrete panini.

by 12345aleksnot7 June 21, 2021

Knuckle panini

Just like a knuckle sandwich but the hand has to be extra warm and sweaty

Person 1: damn!! You really gave him a taste of your knuckle sandwich!

Person 2: Eh.. it was more of a knuckle panini just because how anxious I was.

by Potato_chat June 30, 2021