Spaceagesocks's definitions
The dread and chaotic cleanup that follows when a man shaves his nuts in a heat of passion without planning for disposal of his cleaved-off pubes beforehand.
I shaved my Wookiee nuts last night, and when I was done the bathroom was practically wearing a fursuit, but then my sister knocked on the door which sent me into full-on Pubic Panic.
by Spaceagesocks March 7, 2021
Get the Pubic Panicmug.