Bloomin' Onion

A prolapsed asshole.

Dude, I'm fucked up. I stumbled onto some porn where some chick gave herself a Bloomin' Onion! I don't think I'll ever be the same.

by Deathisabusinessman December 6, 2017

Horny Onion

a horny onion is an ogre that has layers but also is in love with someone

"hey Thomas, you're such a horny onion!"

by the web expert April 6, 2018

blooming onion

When you insert your closed fingers in a cone shape into the rectum then spread your fingers open you get the "blooming onion"

"Ohh baby just like that! I love it when you give me the blooming onion!"

by Chateau64 June 18, 2018

Jabronius Onius

The genus and species name for said "Jabronis"

This asshole changed lanes on a 2 lane road(sigh) what a jabronius onius.

by maynholdup August 28, 2019

hot onion

Just like hot lettuce except with onions, and everyone cries.

This is the prime of my life. I'm hot young and full of hot onion.

by Studmuffindelux July 6, 2019

Miami Onion Box

A bikini clad crotch at 8pm marinated in Hawaiian Tropic and infused with a day's diet consisting of Ceviche and mimosas rendered on a white sandy beach for 4-8 hours.

Tina was so wasted after her day at the beach, that she went to bed without washing out her Miami Onion Box.

by Coldread Official July 19, 2019

ETA ONIS

ETA ONIS (or etaonis) is an acronym. It's the order of letters in the English language from most to least used in a word. Useful when cracking polyalphabetic cyphers.

ETA ONIS is especially helpful when deciphering polyalphabetic codes! Even Macallan used them!

by aBronyPlays February 5, 2021