1. The Alabama porch monkey tends to be lazy and would rather draw welfare than work.
2.The Alabama porch monkey likes to wear gold chains and drink malt liquor.
2.The Alabama porch monkey likes to wear gold chains and drink malt liquor.
by Pittovsky July 21, 2008
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A derogatory for a person of african or african american decent. BUT it could also mean a generally lazy person. This term came to be when you think of african americans sitting on there porch chatting it up. Also in the movie Clerks II, the sequal to Clerks, Randal tries to reclaim it as a new term for lazy people. And thus offends several customers and his boss.
*Police Officer sees Porch Monkey 4 Life written on the back of Randal's Mooby Uniform and looks flabbergasted*
Randal: Im taking it back!
EX2
Racist: You filthy crack smoking porch monkey!
Randal: Im taking it back!
EX2
Racist: You filthy crack smoking porch monkey!
by Dodectabone July 21, 2006
Get the porch monkey mug.To engage in hot serious sex. To go at it with the prowless of a monkey. In that you actually make each other wanna make noises similar to that of a screaming monkey.
by krunchie December 3, 2003
Get the Hot Monkey Love mug.A white person who is tricked with or without knowing that he or she doing the job as a face value of that company. These jobs are usually available in a country where there aren't a lot of "white" foreigners. Examples: a white person is asked work at a restaurant. The owner/manager would use that "white" foreigner as a face to their restaurant. This is where the restaurant might get more attention or people coming in to their restaurant. So, it is basically an advertisement.
Owner: Hey you want to work for our company?
White person: sure.
-behind- the - scenes
Shady business.
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Owner: we got a white person in our company. He/she will make us a lot of money. "Muhaha"* <~~ no one really does that but go on<~~~
manager: muhaha
White monkey job is a white foreigner work at a restaurant/company. Etc . As a face value.
White person: sure.
-behind- the - scenes
Shady business.
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Owner: we got a white person in our company. He/she will make us a lot of money. "Muhaha"* <~~ no one really does that but go on<~~~
manager: muhaha
White monkey job is a white foreigner work at a restaurant/company. Etc . As a face value.
by Fantasticninja March 5, 2017
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-Marlon Brando (Interviewed by CNN’s Larry King in April 1996)
-Marlon Brando (Interviewed by CNN’s Larry King in April 1996)
by Ogilvy February 10, 2017
Get the Mockey mug.A Purple Jizz Monkey is the overly complex drink ordered by the d-bag in front of you at a crowded bar. Often served as a shooter, this drink is characterized by its convoluted and redundant ingredients, and is almost always ordered with 4 or 5 other equally impossible drinks. When the fuck-ram in front of you orders a Purple Jizz Monkey, this invariably delays your drink purchase by several minutes, and the chick you were talking to before you went to get drinks is probably already fucking some townie.
“Thanks a lot, Melvin, you took like 20 minutes to get our drinks and now we’re all sober.”
“Dude in front of me ordered like 5 purple jizz monkeys, my hands were tied.”
“Dude in front of me ordered like 5 purple jizz monkeys, my hands were tied.”
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