the act or art of putting a fist in an anus or vagina (which requires great care and huge amounts of lubrication, thus "moisturizing").
by ass istant December 12, 2009
Get the moisturize some elbows mug.A person who prefers to wear socks with sandals and just does not give a fuck, and is often thinking of men in long johns.
Often acquainted with a large taint and often prefers to listen to old folk music rather than any other music.
Frequently referred to as a party-er or rather a party animal.(Preferably a rabbit)
Often has an irrational fear of worms.. though it has yet to be discovered why this is a factor to 'Moisan'.
Favorite hobby of a 'moisan' is to battle worms and stomp on slugs with his/her other party-goers.
Often acquainted with a large taint and often prefers to listen to old folk music rather than any other music.
Frequently referred to as a party-er or rather a party animal.(Preferably a rabbit)
Often has an irrational fear of worms.. though it has yet to be discovered why this is a factor to 'Moisan'.
Favorite hobby of a 'moisan' is to battle worms and stomp on slugs with his/her other party-goers.
1; Moisan just battled it out with some worms, oh fuck!
2; What is that taint doing hanging over your twat, moisan?
3; hello thur, its Moisan, got a problem with my socks and sandals? I just don't give a hoot!
2; What is that taint doing hanging over your twat, moisan?
3; hello thur, its Moisan, got a problem with my socks and sandals? I just don't give a hoot!
by hairyturnips June 15, 2010
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by opkins October 14, 2010
Get the moistureific mug.Eastern Canadian colloquial term for a waterfall, especially smaller ones that can be traversed by motorfloats and watersleds
by Groovintunes April 8, 2011
Get the moisture whoopti-doo mug.1. The product that occurs when one is leaving a voicemail and water gets into their phone and the phone short circuits. The water can either be on purpose or accidental (from rain, splashing, etc.)
2. Throwing water at someone while they are checking their voicemail.
2. Throwing water at someone while they are checking their voicemail.
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(craig) ''what ya talking about, thats obviously MOIST TREACLE''
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