Midget

Kaitlyn

Cadyn: ha, you midget
Kaitlyn: prepare for murder you tall menace

by The midget writer October 23, 2019

midget

A small person that gets called a elf

Ryan: look there's a midget
Jack: ew! I'm gonna step on it
Ryan: NO it's an elf

Jack: So?
Ryan: were not gonna get presents for Christmas

by hiimlj October 25, 2019

Midget

Midget is a person who really fucking small!

My best friends is a midget

by Spooky_midget December 4, 2019

Midget league

A zone men 5’7 and under are subjected too being placed in a selection grounds for desperate women who need a tall, strong, handsome man for a social event but are not beautiful enough for one

Sally: Aw nuts all the hot guys are taken looks like I’ll be searching in the midget league

by Geiskahnawj December 7, 2019

midget

as my dad says, "they should be kept as pets to settle disputes"

My midget is all powerful compared to Jeremy's! Prove It!

by PeopleWhoHatePeople December 21, 2019

Midgetismistic

A very small feisty person who's intellect is very poor especially when coming to argue their points of view

You never guess what? Today I was on the train and it was so noisy two tiny people arguing over nothing.. now that's midgetismistic

by Urbanboy121 January 30, 2020

midgetkour

When a vertically challenged person attempts to make a large jump

Person 1: Lookout! you can't make that jump!
Midget: *Screams in small* Midgetkour biiiitch
*Jumps*
*Scream in small*
*dead*

by Midget Gang CEO May 27, 2020