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Masturbation content. What makes you hard.
I've been watching a variety of porn lately because I've always been running out of material.
by PatrickBeverley October 30, 2019
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JO Material

A girl that you can jerk off with online, preferably not knowing any of your friends or family so she doesn't expose your small dick when you dump her.
Hey man, I just had a real fun time with this JO Material, my dick almost exploded while she starred in amazement at it.
by Gary20O May 30, 2017
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suck my mater

tell yo mama to suck my mater bitch
by kenneth hartley May 3, 2008
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Meera

Meera is bad girl, which also a disappointment to the family and her

Brain is still not working
by Chickenweeb September 22, 2020
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Marco Materazzi

See: immature, fag, sore loser, Italian girls.

Some fucking nobody that would have remained unknown to the rest of the world for his entire life had he not provoked Zinedine Zidane into headbutting him.

Previously in the FIFA World Cup 2006, he got a red card during Italy's match with Australia and was suspended during Italy-Ukraine.

Then during the 2006 World Cup Final (France-Italy), Materazzi for no other reason than being a complete dickhead and with no provocation whatsoever, called Zidane's sister/mother a whore and possibly said things to him of a racist nature.

Zidane put him down like the little, Italian faggot he is, and then watched him cry his eyes out on the pitch while Zidane got a red card for doing what any upstanding, proud and heroic football player would have done.

Unfortunately all the media bullshit and public scandal surrounding the event forced one of the greats of the sport into a somewhat early retirement, however after the full story came out a lot of people became more sympathetic to Zidane's side and forgave him.

Especially after discovering that's it always been Italian tradition in football to fix matches, pay off referees, fake injury and rig games to their liking.
Marco Materazzi had his 15 minutes of fame. Now he can go back to being a hopeless defender for shitty teams in serie A, while Zidane will always remain a hero to many people across the world and go down as one of the greatest players of all time.
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maternal death

The act or fact of a woman dying in childbirth, especially by pregnancy-related complications
Sierra Leone has the highest rate of maternal death, which is 1,800 maternal deaths for every 100,000 live births. Afghanistan has the second highest rate of maternal death, which is 1,700 maternal deaths for every 100,000 live births. The United States has a rate of 12 maternal deaths for every 100,000 live births.
by Braska Spira September 23, 2003
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Meer Cat

The name of the posture taken on by you or a friend when trying to check out a girl. You stretch your neck and keep your back straight and look each way until you see her. Thus taking the posture of a Meer Cat
Dude, Meer Cat that bitch in jack in the box, SHES FUCKIN HOT
by noleybear January 20, 2009
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