vending machine journalism 

Information gathered from non-traditional reporting sources such as blogs, Facebook, or Twitter postings and presented as bona fide news to support an organization's biased opinions.

"FOX news uses vending machine journalism in their constant attacks against Obama."

vending machine journalism by pdobrinen October 17, 2009

Bitch Machine 

Exercise machine; elliptical. Often used by weak minded men, always used by women.

Did you see that douche on the bitch machine?

Look next to the treadmills, do you see that beautiful woman on the bitch machine?

Bitch Machine by criminallygoodlooking June 10, 2011

Headache machine 

A friends younger sibling, usually very annoying and loud. Talks too much and is relentlessness in questions and annoying or retarded antics.

Nick: Seb, your cousin marcel is such a fucking headache machine.

Seb: Yea I know dude I'm sorry he is such a fag.

Headache machine by Nick Brizz August 17, 2011

Slut Machine 

Slut Machine is named after the similarity of the motion used with a slot machine

When a woman is wearing a revealing top and you go up and request for a high five; once their arm is in the air you grab it by the wrist and yell out SLUT MACHINE!!!! and the pull down the arm and place your face in between her breasts and engage in a classic motor boating

So this chicks boobs were popping out and I went up to here and gave her the slut machine

Slut Machine by BirdMan_717 September 13, 2016

Lean Machine 

Someone who eats a lot of veggies, has a toned bod, very little body fat, and can hike anywhere at any time.

Will surprise almost everyone with their body strength. Usually tanned. Would definitely be the type who goes to cross fit/soul cycle classes.

Have you seen Harry's summer body?
Oh my gosh he's a LEAN MACHINE

Lean Machine by TacosBellPeppersandBURRITOS July 23, 2018

Nezzy Machine 

The first installment of Noah Martinez, he died in battle after getting a gold medal in a Karate tournament and evolved into the Nezzy Machine Mark II.
He was a faggot.

Fran "Do you remember the Nezzy Machine?"
Ollie "Yes he was a faggot."

Nezzy Machine by The Nezzy Machine Mark X September 29, 2021

chocolate frosty machine 

A DRW who takes multiple loads of semen up the ass and pushes it out . May or may not be combined with a chocolate frosty.

After the orgy last night she was a chocolate frosty machine.

chocolate frosty machine by Mar'scorpio July 20, 2009