jockey slut

A lady of dubious morals who persues the Dj at the bar/club.

"There's Lorraine in the dj box, She's such a Jockey Slut"

by Hordak June 23, 2007

Tampon Jockey

1. Noun. Referring to a male. Just a couple steps below your basic douche bag.
2. Whiner. Man who constantly complains like a 15 year old bitch.

"Ron was being such a Tampon Jockey last night!"

"You guys, it's late. I want to go!"
"Oh Ron, Don't be such a Tampon Jockey"

by Mindy B. April 25, 2008

jockin yo shyt

when a bitch wont get of ur nutz

that bitch ben jockin yo shyt fa 3 years... talk about sad

by HUGGY FUCKIN B December 28, 2008

Jocksogen

Name for the air that is breathed in when a sweaty athletic cup is placed over the mouth and nose like a respirator.

"That change room is so disgusting i might as well put my jockstrap on my face and get a pure dose of jocksogen."

by CanHas June 19, 2009

Jockin' your taters

To let someone know that you were just kidding; "pullin' your leg," "yankin' your chain."

"So yeah, I slept with her last night. She's a freak."
"For real?"
"Nahh, I'm just jockin' your taters."

by Ben10Brahh January 30, 2010

Jockey Shorts

-- briefs; underwear worn usually by men. More supportive than boxers.

EXAMPLE:
' My penis was three inches long and five inches in diameter. Its diameter was a world's record as far as I knew. It slumbered now in my Jockey Shorts. '
--- 1973. KURT VONNEGUT. "Breakfast of Champions, or, Goodbye Blue Monday." Epilogue (Page 284).

by Dinkum January 19, 2014

skeet jockey

One who chooses to wrangle or catch all the skeet that comes there way.

"Man, she took all that skeet good."
"Yeah, she's a skeet jockey"

by jimmytootall December 24, 2008