dandy johnson

Landscaper who relys only on gasoline, grass clippings, and Rolling Rock. Interests include ancient hod rods 85 monte carlo,and catching a slick ass humm-job from a ramdom hooker at the BHT. Features include the face of Randy Johnson crossed with Charels Manson. 140 pound over protective father, quote the dandy nevermore "if you touch my daughter your a fuckin' dead man".

"If that drunk Dandy Johnson, comes out the house hes gettin' pepe lopez'ed"

by paul phillips February 10, 2005

Don Johnson

A street name for cocaine. The name, Don Johnson, is usually pronounced with a heavy New York or Boston accent.

Hey, Tiny, do you know where the Don Johnson is? Son bitch!

by BJ August 25, 2004

fuck johnson

1. realizing you failed to do a certain task by its deadline
2. getting dicked over
3. feelings towards anyone you may know named johnson

Fuck johnson! I forgot to send Jim the e-mail. I was supposed to do it yesterday.

Fuck johnson! How the hell did Bill get picked before me?

by diddy784 August 3, 2007

Betsy Johnson

aka Blow Job if only initials read.

Also meaning Felatio

Girl1: Marcus got a Betsy Johnson from Laura!
Girl2: that slut!

by ongi March 20, 2009

Johnson County

A place where theres rednecks and rich people. I think thats where Lenexa and Overland park are

I live in lawrence kansas 30 miles west of Johnson County.

by The Alex July 2, 2005

John Johnson

If you took that guy and made them somehow even worse. Usually found working for companies like Google or Microsoft, and always attempts to fuckify something under the guise that it actually does any good for the company's PR and general reputation among anyone who isn't a brainlet.

Susan Wojkicki is the worst kind of John Johnson.

by Eternal Dorkness October 26, 2018

Hobo Johnson

The act of eating a fried egg off a homeless guys dick without waking him.

Liz had almost finished a flawless Hobo Johnson for her Insta Story but the guy woke up before she could finish the egg.

by Mz Ann Thropik January 30, 2020