omelette sock

A cum sock that is so crusty and so runny that you can crack it open like an egg and the rest of the jizz will pour out.

He's been single so long you know he's got an omelette sock under his bed!

by Whata-Man June 19, 2020

Blue socks

Socks people wear in psych wards that are emergency patients with serious problems.

It’s a bar from broken angel hospital by Sematary.

“Fuck a psych ward, I don't want no blue socks”

Man you’re crazy you deserve some blue socks. Don’t be like a jack ass or you’ll get run over.

by The messageman October 29, 2022

Sock Puppet

When you get a massive erection from your doctor giving you a prostate exam

In college, I used to sock puppet a few guys in my free time at the fraternity. It was a weird experience, but I think I have a new fetish. r/InTheAss."

by #Bam! March 31, 2022

cum sock

a sock u cum inside

billy hit his cum sock under his bed after jerking off in it

by dwatts November 17, 2021

Carpet Sock

Another word for a vagina, more commonly associated with a bush above it. The sock, in this case being a vagina, and the bush being the carpet. The foot to this sock would be associated with your penis.

“Damn that tinder chick I met had such a nice carpet sock!”

by CarpetSockMan June 18, 2021

Fluffy socks

The best piece of clothing. Makes you feel loved. Feels like a hug of awesomeness.

What would life be without fluffy socks?

by LucySutton November 23, 2021

cum sock

the sacred rag, typically stashed under ones bed. used when one is horny

bro, you want a tissue?
Nah, ill just use my cum sock!

by ILoveDickCheese69 March 23, 2023