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israeli

He's a typical Zionist israeli, always writing falsehoods and giving misinformation.
by notanisraeli February 14, 2024
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Israeled

When person just takes something of yours, and makes the world believe it was his in the first place, and the world supports him.
-Haha, your things are mine now!
- I just got Israeled!
by Catgameplay February 17, 2024
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israel

Lie: israel (n.) negative context.
@Thatlawyermom said: if you repeat lie enough times, it becomes israel.
by Free Palestine From israel February 17, 2024
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Ireland jones

Ireland Jones is one of the most beautiful, talented, kindest person you would ever meet. She is always down for a good time and when she is with her Pookie Sierra it is always a fun time and things get wild. Ireland usually thinks she is not good enough but little Does she know she is to good for anyone and is literally the definition of an amazing person. She is so gorgeous, she is as gorgeous as the sun rises and sunsets. But be careful don’t break her heart because she has a heartless best friend who is not afraid to break some fingers. When this girl loves, she loves hard. She is also very grumpy when waking up from a nap so never wake her up. Overall she is just the best person and the best best friend any girl could ask for. <3
Boy or girl 1- Hey did you see Ireland jones?

Boy or girl 2 - yes omg she is looking so beautiful today!

Boy or girl 3- did you also see her clothes? They are fire.

Boy 1 - don’t make the mistake of hurting her, I got my hand broken from her best friend Sierra.
by S_br6nd234 February 17, 2024
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Israeli'd

When someone who covets your personal belongings or your home and they take it by force, and then they play the victim when you publicly complain...

You've been Israeli'd

A great, big, muscular bully walks up to you and, with absolutely no provocation, proceeds to beat the crap out of you while shouting "Stop attacking me!"...

Further, when a video clearly shows that bully beating the crap out of you, the bully plays the victim and simply says that your video evidence is just "fake news"...

You've been Israeli'd

When your entire extended family has been brutally slaughtered like animals in an abatoire by IDF soldiers and your property has been given to a Settler-Terrorist...

You've been israeli'd

When a videos emerge which clearly shows what has happened and the perpetrators claim that your information is mistaken, your video footage is fake and you are just a terrorist sympathizer...

You've been Israeli'd

Whenever someone tells the world a lie in order to gain sympathy for themselves, at the expense innocent people...

The world has been Israeli'd

When someone assaults you and then they claim that it was actually you who assaulted them...and the world turns a blind eye and says, ok...

You've been Israeli'd

Whenever someone lies to themselves in order to deny their own guilt, when they work things out in their own head so that THEY are always right and they are above the law...

-they are probably a Zionist and you're about to be Israeli'd.
That theif just stole my car and now they're driving it around while claiming that it has always been their car.

They just Israeli'd me!
by The Educated Atheist February 23, 2024
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Israeli Offense Force

The IOF, butchers of babies and women in GAZA
The Israeli Offense Force butchers thousands of Palestinian civilians to steal their land
by D Flawless February 26, 2024
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Ireland

Ireland: having all the required or desirable elements, qualities, or characteristics; as good as it is possible to be. She pleases the senses and mind aesthetically. She is sexually attractive and exciting. She is a literal ball of sunshine and she is the bestest friend in the world. If you have one don’t let her go. Because you will wanna krill yourself if you lose her. She has immaculate music taste and great style. She will keep you grounded in your life and never leave your side. She will smack the ever living sense into if you think you wanna date someone 12 years older then you
Girl: look at that beautiful and stunning girl
Girl: oh yeah! That’s Ireland
by Belleslovesoldermen March 6, 2024
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