Irish Ear clogger

The form of a guy jerking it in a girls face. She begins to suck on your dick and when you're "go", you turn around and jizz in her ear, then proceed to rip out a chunk of her hair. lol

Dude, I gave Jenny an Irish Ear Clogger last night, but then she dumped me. Wtf's up wit dat?

by Stanly McNormalguy April 28, 2007

Irish Facial

to get sprayed in the face from a beer can opened under pressure.

what happens when someone shakes a beer can and gives it to an unsuspecting victim.

tired of fetching her boyfriend beer, she decided to give him an Irish facial and shook the PBR as hard as she could.

by SillyFeline September 5, 2016

Irish

1) How I like my coffee

2) People from the island of Ireland (Eire). They only purely Celtic country to survive out of the middle ages. Least Anglosized of all the Celtic lands. Kept there language, tradiditions and culture in the face of repeated invasions from Germanic and Nordic tribes such as Saxon, Angles, Jutes, Vikings, etc...

3) Inventors of the bagpipe

4) Second only to the Scottish!

Hey there Shamish, why don't you Irish up my coffee for me.

by Samhain_Knight December 8, 2004

Irish

Hot tempered, stinky, alcholic, ginger headed little men and women with annoying accents. The rest of Europe gets a good laugh out of them.

Irishman: "oh deary, the leprachan took me pot 'o gold, wheres me pint?"

Frenchman: "Send our rubbish barges to Ireland!"

by bonerjams2000 March 17, 2008

An Irish Leave

When you are so drunk at a party that you just leave without saying goodbye to anyone there.

Dude Rob is belligerently hammered right now, it would not surprise me if he gave us an Irish leave at some point tonight.

by BOLOS 2.0 November 10, 2010

Irish Handshake

When a guy is throwing up and receiving a hand job from a girl at the same time.

"Hey man, you just puked all over the car and that ho gave you a irish handshake"

by Toan To April 23, 2006

irish eyehole

the act of "nutting" in someones eye, then having them chug a beer and roll around in lucky charms.

chase: hey, give me an irish eyehole.
jai & cole: okay!!!
*irish eyehole*

by dovus April 2, 2018