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white people's hours

Wake up by 8am, Monday through Friday, 9-5pm, in bed by 12pm. You know, because white people have jobs to go to as opposed to blacks who are on welfare and sleep in past noon
You say you're looking for a job but you're not keeping white people's hours.
by Nunya B. January 15, 2008
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affection erection hours

when nicole and erin go from “FUCKING CHOKE ME” to “lemme kiss his neck and play with his hair” in .2 seconds
by shnackn March 6, 2019
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6 hour bootycall

When your ex still weilds the ability to convince you to drive 6 hours for a subsequent bootycall.
Cliff: Where you this weekend?
Matt: Sorry, I saw the ex...6 hour bootycall. I can't say no to her!
Cliff: God, stop seeing that psycho!
by nicolemarie February 14, 2008
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crack hours

late at night like between 1 and 4
Javy and Jamie stayed up all night smokin weed into the crack hours
by Ryan Hensley April 17, 2008
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two miles an hour

how fast ludacris drives so that everyone can see his down ass ride.
Damn, nigga, with a ride like that,, you gotsta drive two miles an hour!
by Pope January 18, 2005
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cosmonaut variety hour

The lord of common sense, nerd culture, and putting eccentric fanboys in their place.
That awesome guy gives me a cosmonaut variety hour vibe.
by EXTERIORSHAND February 4, 2020
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24 Hour Shit

When your girlfriend breaks up with you, waits a short period of time (Usually one day, but no longer than a week) and then decides she wants to date again, then breaks up with you 24 hours later.
Yo, bro - That bitch pull that 24 hour shit on you man?

Yeah dude, she did. But atleast I fucked her one last time.
by Fap_Slap September 13, 2011
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