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Hobo Espresso 

The cheap and effective way to wake up a hobo whilst he sleeps. One would pull down the hobos pants and slide ones tongue into the hobos anus, forcing the hobo to wake up abruptly. May also cause him to wipe the spit out of his anus with his crack/meth covered fingers, thus furthering his alertness.

This is told to work better or just as well as a normal espresso that you would buy from your local Starbucks.
"This morning I was given a hobo espresso from Tucker, thats why I'm begging for change so early.
Hobo Espresso by Michael Franchayzee December 10, 2007
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After a woman shaves her pussy, the hair gradually grows back. After four or five days, it reaches the hobo stage. After a week or more, the stage is called "sailor."
Example 1, he to her: "Oh, I see you're at the hobo stage again."
Example 2, she to him, "Watch out, there's a hobo down there!"
Hobo by Khizzar November 27, 2009
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hobo grand 

means great or awsome or grand. friends say it to each other alot and replace it with grand great ect. dont say it to non friends. tell them they smell like cheese!
"Your Hobo Grand!" says Bob
hobo grand by ~T~ November 8, 2008

Hamboning 

verb. The act of having sexual intercourse with a hambeast (or a woman who is fat)
Scott can't get a girlfriend and hasn't had sex in over three months. Because of this, he is stooping so low as hamboning some desperate land whale he meets at the club.
Hamboning by Omae May 20, 2014

hamboiga 

The *real* hamboiga is a regular hamburger (beef patty with condiments between two buns), except that it also has a fried egg on it.
Go to the Billy Goat in Chicago and order a hamboiga; it will cure that hangover!
hamboiga by necrosis March 5, 2008

Terken Lerken and the Hambone of Faith 

a totally awsome band, with the coolest kids alive in it, they straight up PWN all other bands. with two guitars, two singers, drummer, and a bassist they sound like nothing else.
they mainly do covers of songs, but one day may wright there own. names of memebers: griffin, john, mike, tony, tommy, and (eventually) joe.
dude i went to a Terken Lerken and the Hambone of Faith concert and it ruled, i think griffin was on crack, hes a crazy kid (specially with diet Dr. Pepper).

hobo johnson 

a Louis Ceilla word suposably origanated from one of his hobo friends that he meets in boston which he does alot
"Hobo Johnson! Cadillac! Windos 98!"
hobo johnson by The Beegees June 21, 2003