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hairy jungle of love

The hair of a man (or in some rare cases a woman) that reachs from the belly button all the way down past the sac to the douch
I havnt trimmed the trees the trees of my hairy jugle of love in a while
by jeff December 11, 2003
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jerrys hairy berry

WHEN A MAN IS FUCKING A WOMAN HE IS GETTING HER FROM BEHIND IN THE VAGINA FORMING HAIRYER BERRYS THEN NORMAL..
by PACO101 February 17, 2010
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Hairy Faced Whore

I thought I had purchased the services of a true whore, and then I discovered it was actually a hairy faced whore.
by Dr. HFW May 21, 2006
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juicy badoinkadonk milky ass hairy hairy tits

juicy hairy hairy tits that contain milk and go badoinkadonk
have you seen that guy who goes OO EE OO AA AA?

yes, I heard he has juicy badoinkadonk milky ass hairy hairy tits
by levi isn't real January 2, 2023
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Hairy Bear Fairy

The mystical spirit of facial hair, who often wakes up prejudiced towards a type or types of facial hair or lack there of and causes physical, emotional, or mental harm to those he wakes up prejudiced to.
"Dude, I wasn't gunna shower this morning before class, but the Hairy Bear Fairy woke up prejudiced towards lumberjack beards, and mine was unruly and unsightly. So in order to more thoroughly impress the ladies, I showered and tended to my lumberjack beard to appease the Hairy Bear Fairy. You wanna be on his good side man..."
by Fonzi Winkler April 23, 2008
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Shit a hairy worm

To become very angry.
When the boss sees what you've done, he's gonna shit a hairy worm.
by Angry of Tuebrook June 6, 2009
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Hairy Lightning Strike

Where one wets a balloon and rolls it in animal hair and while wearing socks statically charges the balloon, using the balloon as a condom and blowing the balloon up with air at the same time, shocking out come and spreads the bitch out.
The wife said our sex life was boring so i surprised her with a "Hairy Lightning Strike" last night... she wants a divorce and is taking the kids.
by xXsexbaloonXx October 7, 2020
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