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Sorting Hat

When the man you're fucking screams out the Hogwarts House you belong in
Jason gave me the Sorting Hat last night, turns out I'm a Hufflepuff!
by WarpedSavant April 1, 2023
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Newsboy hat

A newsboy hat looks exactly like what somebody would wear to a golf course. It's about as impressive to an opponent as bench pressing 500 pounds and looking at somebody, since it doesn't prove anything about a person.
If he/she wore his/her newsboy hat to the golf course, he/she would most likely fit right in as long as he/she didn't also start saying "Come on, I'll take on anyone that thinks this is just a golf cap, I'm headstrong and I always go hard, even now I won't back down from no one here if they try to get in my head!"
by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021
mugGet the Newsboy hatmug.

thinking hats

we will keep up our thinking hats about it
by Fuad ALkhafajy April 4, 2021
mugGet the thinking hatsmug.

Meat hat

Belfast slang for paraphimosis
I'm getting an operation to turn my meat hat into a meat snood
by BelfastMeatHat November 16, 2019
mugGet the Meat hatmug.

arabs hat

A stoner / smokers game with many local varient names e.g. cups / mugs and variant rules.
The basic rules are:
The game is set up by creating a wall from a square of tissue paper / kitchen towel / rolling papers, stretching this over the top of a wide rimmed glass, e.g. a pint glass, and securing using a elastic band / hair band / tape (this is where the name comes from as it resembles a keffiyeh).
Once this is done a penny or other small coin is placed on top of the wall in the center.

The first player then inhales / takes a toke and holds their breath.

Whilst holding their breath they burn a hole in the wall.

They continue to hold their breath until the paper stops burning.

Assuming that the coin had not dropped, they pass on the spliff to the next player who must do the same.

The game ends when a player causes the penny to drop, usually resulting in a pre agreed forfeit.
by KamenRiderBreak December 7, 2014
mugGet the arabs hatmug.

soggy hat

A use condom , that sits on a man’s head.
That man has a soggy hat on! And he’s running around Seattle naked!
by Kingcorrupt May 1, 2023
mugGet the soggy hatmug.

hat bath

Waking up in the morning without time to take a shower and get ready for the day, so you put on a hat to cover your unkempt hair.
I was running late so I pulled on some jeans and took a hat bath.
by kruser1721 January 13, 2010
mugGet the hat bathmug.

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