clam guards

panties

male 1: Fuck's sake, did you see how short Shirley's skirt is today?

male 2: I have seen the promised land, and there are no clam guards in it.

by iamsoyoelpato April 10, 2012

baron guard

Position called in League of Legends at champion select to troll noobs who think you will actually be guarding baron the whole game.

Fag1: mid
Fag2: top
You: baron guard.
Fag1: omg wtf r u new?
Fag2: some1 doge!!11!
You: did one of u want baron guard?

by rabifant August 24, 2014

yard guard

An article of clothing i.e. sweatshirt, sweater etc. to cover a woman's rear end (back yard)

Every day Amy wears a different yard guard to keep all the guys from staring at her ass

by Tee K May 14, 2014

splatter guard

A device made from toilet paper that keeps diarrhea from splattering all over the toilet.

Girl, you ate those BK onion rings last night. You're gonna need a splatter guard.

by jman2001 May 20, 2014

urban guard dog

Peacock

These urban guard dogs are great at alerting us to mischief on the block, and are pretty too.

by catfacedchuckles March 14, 2015

Doggy Guarding

When someone is guarding something extremely closely

she is doggy guarding the her the door, so no one can enter

by Mutich November 22, 2015

party guardian

A party guardian is someone you know you can trust/rely on, while everyone else is shitfaced. A party guardian can still drink and have fun, but will always make sure your house doesn't get fucked up, nothing gets spilled, no cops are called, basically someone you will want to have

Man did you see Joel last night? Clutch move to roll up that rug before John puked all over it... Dude is a total party guardian.

by noscopethepope May 1, 2017