Silly goose

Fucking idiot or stupid

That's not how you do it you Silly Goose.
Silly goose

by Failureisunknown January 20, 2017

Goosed

To have sex with a girl with the intention of never calling or seeing her again.

Cody totally goosed that chick last night.

or...

Gril 1: That guy still hasn't called me
Girl 2: Did you have sex with him?
Girl 1: Yeah, he was hot
Girl 2: You totally got goosed

by PartyBoy73 November 18, 2011

Goosed

The act of a dog putting their nose in your frontal crotch area.

1. That dog totally just goosed me! I feel so violated!

by xskwizmx March 28, 2010

golden goose

A legendary historic figure from Lakeville Minnesota, who wore a Gold Track suit and often urinated his pants. Became famous for having a diarrhea explosion in the middle of a sixth grade classroom. There was such an abundance of poop that it flowed out of the bottom of his pants and formed a puddle on the floor. And he was a giant douche too!

Look guys, the Golden Goose just crapped his pants again!

by Sports Pimps March 24, 2005

Emperor's Goose

Noun. Deviant sexual practice, not an exotic drink. This ancient practice of bestiality was limited exclusively to the Emperor under the threat of public disembowelment. When the Chinese Emperor wanted to experience the "most exquisite" sexual pleasure, he would have a minion bring him a goose with which to have anal intercourse. The Emperor would hold the goose while sexually penatrating it until the Emperor was about to ejaculate; at which time the Emperor would order his minion to grab the goose by the head and to chop off the goose's head. The dying spasms of the goose's sphincter then would complete the Emperor's deviant -- but unique -- sexual ecstacy. Chinese Goose deviant sexual ecstacy

You're lucky that you did not live in ancient China when your incredible stupidity could have made you an Emperor's Goose!

by JRW, PhD August 23, 2008

gooseEgg

Right before bursting in your partners butt after performing anal sex, quickly pull your dick out, and stick your balls in her butthole. this should paint the image of a mother goose giving birth to thus youngst

Dude,I was at Kyles house last night and i totally gave his mom a gnarly gooseEgg

by blumpkinator555 April 4, 2009

Goose

Another term for the word Good, but a much higher level of good.

Guy 1: hey, did you see that car crash down the block?

Guy 2: yeah man, it was mad goose.

by I Fatality X February 27, 2010