redneck ghetto

one who is typical caucasion and likes beer, ford trucks, hunting/ fishing, and 4 wheelers but talks in ebonics and only listens to rap. they are typically seen in wife beaters, baggy pants, and have earring and chains. they are a confusing new breed as you are not sure where they fall in culture.

I know this guy Chris who is so redneck ghetto that he rides a 4 wheeler with 20" rims and listens to rap music while hunting deer.

by kikitacular August 4, 2008

Ghettoracer

Also a racecar drover with mAdSKilZ. Some one with a magnetic ability to colide with others on track, almost as if it was fait itself that brings them together.

The Ghettoracer was on track today: four missing bumpers, one over reved F50.

by mrMadSkIlz January 21, 2005

ghetto logic

The reasoning process (or lack of it) that causes ghetto folk to screw up their lives, due to their general ignorance and poor or non-existent judgment skills. Ghetto logic usually manifests itself in a series of successively worse decisions that often turn small problems into progressively larger ones, often to the point where solving the problem is beyond the control of anyone. Ghetto person then blames society/police/white folks/whatever for problems.

Ghetto Logic Example #1: Unmarried girl gets pregnant by accident, babydaddy runs off. Girl tries to catch a man to take care of her and her baby by getting pregnant again. Repeat process...

Example #2: Ghetto driver gets traffic ticket, but does not pay it or show up for court. Small fine becomes bigger fine, and arrest warrant is issued for Failure To Appear. Fine is not paid, driver keeps on driving, practicing same behavior that got him/her ticket in the first place. Police try to pull over driver again. Driver fails to yield, leads police on 100 MPH police chase, hits and kills innocent person. $50 infraction becomes no-bail felony manslaughter charge.

by speedstan February 23, 2010

ghost ride

While driving a car, open the door and climb out onto the hood while the car continues to roll. It is typical for one to dance around on the hood while the car is ghostin.

"Ghost ride the whip while we dancin on the hood"

-Mac Dre, Get Stupid(Remix)

by yadidimean mate December 28, 2005

Ghost Dick

The "Ghost Dick" phenomena occurs after a night of especially vigorous sex. It is the feeling of the penis still being inside the female.
Ghost Dicked - past tense

"I went so hard last night, this morning she had my ghost dick."
"I ghost dicked her"

by the ghost dicker September 15, 2012

ghetto pony

A muscular dog (typically Rottweiler or Pit Bull mix) owned by an inhabitant of the ghetto. Young children of the ghetto therefore wish to own one of these for their own, similar to how suburban (and mostly white) children wish for ponies (as their parents typically own horses or exotic sports cars with horse branding)

"Roshanda wishes she had a ghetto pony so she could walk to the corner and not get shot or mugged"

or

"Paco didn't buy his daughter a ghetto pony for Christmas this year, just a picture of a Pit Bull with a message "Not Yours""

by josefresco January 6, 2007

Ghetto Big-Mac

1. The act in buying a normal double cheeseburger off the dollar menu while substituting the ketchup for bigmac sauce and the chopped onions for sliced, then putting french fries in between the beef patties as if to be the middle bun in a big mac.
2. A big-mac made out of other mcdonald's food items resulting in almost the same thing but half the price.

Did you hear how Bob jipped McDonald's by ordering a Ghetto Big-Mac?

by Spuxy December 15, 2008