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Shit's getting vertical!

A term thought up on the patio of an apartment shared by two old college roomates in Ohio while a tornado was rolling through so I've been told but now is widespread in Ohio. It can mean anything and up to...

- The weather is getting crazy

- The party is getting good

- Shit just hit the fan in any way
Ex. Dude that storm is getting really bad. Shit's getting vertical!

Ex. Did you hear about Billy? His girlfriend caught him cheating. Shit's getting vertical!

Ex. Did you just see those hotties walk in the bar? Shit could get vertical tonight!
by Thetruesmitty July 15, 2010
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A joke to say to a fatherless child, albeit that your parental figure has been gone 18 years (I am talking to you, dear reader)
Bozo: Oh no! Your dad is getting the milk L Bozo
Chad:No u
by Lol L bozo u got no dad June 7, 2022
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Kettering

A small, typical imprint of Suburbia located on the outer edges of Dayton, Ohio. It is a middle-class community characterized by a high rate of teen pregnancies, pigheaded Republicans with views of the world dated pre-Cold War, and incredibly ignorant bumper stickers. It's only recognizable claim to fame would be the alum of Kettering Fairmont High School, Nancy Cartwright (widely known as the voice of Bart Simpson). Also, Rob Dyrdek (of MTV's Rob & Big) is known to have attended Fairmont's not-so glorious classes. Other than boasting Ohio's most state-of-the-art (as well as expensive) High School music program, Kettering has no real significance in the grand scheme of life in Ohio. In closing, Kettering is such a generally plain town in which to "live", it is more commonly known by it's teenage inhabitants as a place where souls go to die.
Jill: Hey, do you wanna come hang out with me this weekend?

Jack: Aren't you from Kettering?

Jill: Yeah?

Jack: Naahhhh, I'd rather not get ran over by bigoted wrinkle beasts driving shitty Caddy's with their preggo granddaughters in the backseat.

Jill: ???

Jack: Sorry, it's Kettering
by JennyMuthafucka! August 6, 2011
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glittering

the act of placeing glitter in between ones ass cheeks and farting over an unsuspecting person
dude remember that pary last nigt?
yeah bro i got to do some glittering on those punks who fell asleep first
by tatatatatatanner January 16, 2011
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Getting to you

Penetrating the shield of "I don't care what you do to me" and make the person mad or annoyed.
Person 1: You're not gonna make me mad dude, just stop.
Person 2: Your mom didn't become mad either, and i did alot to her aswell.
Person 1: *Starts masturbating out of anger*

Person 2: I'm getting to you aren't I?
by Welshwonder01 April 22, 2015
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getting bummed

He had decided after many years within a stale marriage and living a lie that he had to come out and be himself and live openly and honestly as a gay man. Everyone was really accepting of him and that made him happy however he now had one last obstacle to overcome and that was the almost certain knowledge that he would be getting bummed.
He walked into the bedroom where his male lover was waiting for him. He was now out, gay and free. He put some lube on his virgin hole and knew that he was just seconds away from getting bummed. He would soon be living the gay dream!
by Rock Hudson's aunt October 23, 2010
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Getting wet

Another word for chaw, more popular in the midwestern area. When one stick a large amount of chewing tobacco in the side of the gums and cheek.
Man, is Doug getting wet?
Yeah i just saw him put away his Red Man.
by crazyredman September 30, 2009
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