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Australian Rules football 

premier sporting code in Australia. alot better than wogball.
contrary to popular beleif, it is more popular than soccer in australia. and is alot better than that cuntish sport, rugby which those fuckhead queenslanders and New south welshmen call "Footy" which portrays the stupidity of these people as the ball rarely makes contact with the foot.

AFL draws larger crowds than soccer and rugby league week in week out, thus making it better.
Contrary to popular beleif, soccer is shit, Australian rules football is australia's only true footy code.

duh football 

An expression used by someone who has just done or said something very stupid.
- Realizing he had mistaken shit for shineola, Frank exclaimed "duh football!!!"

- Duh football, it took me three tries to get this entry in!!
duh football by junkandstuff June 25, 2006

Grimsby town football club 

a pile of absoluet fucking shit that play at blundell park in cleethorpes they are in the blue square premier and they are ponces but sometimes are cheated by referees
Grimsby Town Football Club 10th lost 1-0 to a team in 22nd

Quarter Football

A game played between two people, sitting on opposite sides of a desk.

The object of the game is to slide a quarter to the opponent's side, with just enough power, so it sits on the edge of the desk. If this is achieved (worth one point), a field goal is awarded (also worth one point.)

The person who is scored on must make an "L" shape with both hands to form a field goal shape. The person who scored must pin the quarter between their thumbs and flick it into the space.
I was supposed to be working, but i spent the last class playing quarter football with my friend.
Quarter Football by roddickftw November 17, 2009

screaming football 

A big screaming virgin shows their Viginity by loving football and evolving their life around football
screaming football by .. July 7, 2019