flat earther

someone who literally believes in the supernatural, in fantastical unrealistic things that belong in fantasy stories that fly in the face of modern scientific understanding. a person who ignores rational evidence of the way things actually are according to facts, and instead adheres to a worldview best left behind in the dark ages.

a religious person is a flat earther.

by chuckybubbles July 28, 2016

Flot

N. Pot that fell to the floor, either just recently and retrieved, or rediscovered from a long-ago transgression. While most commonly happens in the car, due to space constrictions, flot has also been known to show up in one's bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, etc.

Danielle: "Damn, we are all out of stuffable herbage. Whatever will we do?"

Dave: "I don't know, babe-" <looks down in car> "Alright! We got some flot here!"

<All rejoice.>

by WisemanX October 16, 2008

Flat Tire

Getting an elbow in the testicles during a pit stop gone wrong.

I was getting the best pit stop from this girl when she accidentally gave me a flat tire.

by TheMasterOfBates May 6, 2011

flort

A flort is a friendly, unintentional or low-key kind of flirt. It is used to sexually frustrate or is just not purposeful. If you are at a party with strangers and don't particularly like any of them, you might flort with a few just for fun or without even knowing it. A flort can also be a one-way flirt. One person detects it while the other does not.

Ellie: Hey, we should flirt with the guys tomorrow.
Marina: I wouldn't want them to get the wrong signals.
Chloe: Let's flort, then.

by Notyouraverageflorter December 13, 2016

flat

bad; boring; dull; opposite of steep

Homework is so flat!

by Eileen March 14, 2003

whatever floats your boat

WATER!!!
thats what floats my boat at least.

also used as an expression which means "you can do whatever your preference is."
i dont see how that has anything to do with water, though...

Jeremy:Hey Chad want to go to Mcdonalds or Taco Bell across the street?
Chad:Whatever floats your boat.
Jeremy:uh, water?...
Chad:no, asshat.its an expression.

by ThaPigg October 23, 2008

flort

Created when the word "chode" was banned from AP Gov class. Is a vagina that is wider than it is long.

Man that girl can fit three cocks across in her gaping wide flort.

by Can't be held down May 2, 2004