flexitarian

A person who will have sex with any hole.

-Why is Jerry having sex with the hole in the tree?
-Because he's a flexitarian.

by vulgarvegan September 16, 2006

flemingo

when you fuck your mom

none

by Anonymous July 14, 2003

flenis

The male genitalia, given wings... a flying penis

She says it's supposed to be an airplane, but we think it looks lke a penis with wings; aka Flenis...

by Goldie-Lou September 13, 2006

Father Fleming

The priest of the catholic church based in the small town Flemington. He and his brother, Father Stewart, have been an example to all the people in this small town. These

Jason: Hey did you hear about Father Fleming?
Nick: Yeah he's a cunt

by Chaser 123 March 11, 2010

big dick flex

You Deadass have a dick that can bend and go like a motherfucking helicopter in that wet ass pussy.

*during sex*
Oh yes daddy please use your big dick flex maneuver on me oh yea~
* Fucking DEMOLISHES THAT FUCKING BITCH LEAVING HER MOTIONLESS IN ORGASM*

by FrankTheDankyea February 16, 2018

flex time

Time ostenibly spent in the bathroom (derivative of "to flex" = Pooping) but more to the point spent at other pursuits - video solitare, reading the newspaper, collecting your thoughts, jerking off, or all of the above - while in the stall and/or bathroom. Occurs daily worldwide.

Dave stood, grabbed the crossword puzzle and headed for the bathroom. "I'm going to take some flex time," he announced

by unclebustter May 18, 2006

flex

smiply put, to roll a blunt

Give me a minute dog, I gotta flex this "L" real quick

by Native Slang December 9, 2008