Gareer had such a terrible spring break that he failed to fleuce even once. However in the airport, he fleuced customs so that he could bring back grade A 100% pure colombian cocaine.
by sexdrugsandhouse March 14, 2010
Get the fleuce mug.(noun, verb) The act of a man swinging his hips side to side while naked, resulting in his penis slapping his hips rhythmically and mimicking the time-keeping properties of a metronome.
He wouldn't turn off his fleshtronome in the shower.
by Leason September 20, 2010
Get the Fleshtronome mug.A skinny boy who works out constantly but doesn't get results, so he begins to flex 24/7 in order to appear buff and muscular. Flex Boys usually think they are very handsome and have a tendency to look at themselves in the mirror whenever they have the chance. Never become a flex boy, try to get results through working hard instead.
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Get the Flesh Flute mug.a guy who is a complete asshole thinks he's tough shit and hails from the pussy ass rich kid town of Mt.Laurel. likes to fuck girls who have boyfriends then proceeds to stalk them for about a year...also a synonym for fagot
hey did you see b-flex today what a total cunt rag.he thinks hes hott shit even Christopher Reeves' dead corpse is sexier than him
by Johnny muthafuckin Germ October 14, 2008
Get the B-Flex mug.Uncle Flex (flex, or flexing;) Name given to an individual who possesses the characteristics of a sobriety challenged person known for behaving outrageously in public and committing leud and indecent acts.
The original Uncle Flex is rumoured to live in a small regional town in Victoria, Australia. It is estimated this man has consumed enough alcholic beverages to account for 15% of the worlds ocean volume. His drunken acts are well known and his audience is wide and diverse.
The original Uncle Flex is rumoured to live in a small regional town in Victoria, Australia. It is estimated this man has consumed enough alcholic beverages to account for 15% of the worlds ocean volume. His drunken acts are well known and his audience is wide and diverse.
"Did you see that guy throwing up on the bouncers leg, what an Uncle Flex."
"What a flex, he just done a line lock burnout in front of the cops!"
"His flexing hard tonight, thats his 24th beer, what a hardcore darish"
"What a flex, he just done a line lock burnout in front of the cops!"
"His flexing hard tonight, thats his 24th beer, what a hardcore darish"
by Tyre Iron Phil March 22, 2009
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