Female Freshman Syndrome

Female Freshman Syndrome is the realization from women after they get to college they they are not just going to walk into Mr. Right on the first day of classes, this usually happens around finals first semester, and leaves the women in a very emotionally exposed state an will turn many a good girl into a crazy slut.

Jenny thought she would find her future husband as soon as she got to college. When finals came up freshman year, she contracted Female Freshman Syndrome and realized that this wouldn't happen. She is now one of the craziest girls in the whole class

by Guytiredofthisshit December 7, 2013

Jordan (female)

Jordan is a girl who will play any guy that likes her. She could give 0 fucks about someone who has a crush on her. She likes to have a crush on a guy she has no chances with. When she does date someone she acts like but doesnt have feelings for her bf. When she dates someone she will still have a crush on a guy she has no chances with.

Jordan (female)
Guy1: I think I have a crush on jordan.
Guy2: She will play you like a toy.

by Jordanhater#1 October 28, 2019

1-10 Female attractiveness scale

Negative nine.
No matter what, DO NOT BANG!
you have been warned.

Chad: I might be drunk, but that girl looks hot.
Steve: Dude, she scores a 1-10 Female attractiveness scale. stay away.
Chad: I'm going for it.
Steve: Don't do it man. It's not worth it.
Chad: *dies of extreme disgust the next morning*

by DrFuxyaraw September 15, 2016

female cream

Female vaginal fluid cum. This is produced during sexual intercourse as lubrication to create less friction.

This term is normally used when you eat the cum. That's how it differs from other words for it.

Man one: "Did you blast her yesterday"
Man two: "aye, I eat her female cream"
His partner : " it was so nice josh"

by I ii make words December 13, 2016

I really Do still respect Females!

As long as they keep their fucking mouths shut for more than an hour. And as long as they don't dare to bring up some past event that occured years ago. And as soon as they learn to think before they speak. And as long as they learn to accept that males are and always have been the ones who propelled the human race from the Stone Age to what it is today.

Other than that, the females ain't getting any respect from me.

by pigs are cool October 15, 2003

beta female

The female version of a beta male or the fake nice guy:

Often overweight or below average in attractiveness; often poor taste in fashion

Less successful socially or professionally than her alpha peers, spends most of her free time clubbing, hanging out, playing on her smartphone, getting her nails done, etc and if she's a parent she's usually not as good a mom or emotionally invested in her kids.

Often resentful of men out of jealousy at being turned down - thinks that men are pigs who only care about tits and ass (but likes Drake, Usher, Justin Bieber, etc just because they're "hotties").

Resentful of more attractive women and thinks of them as slutty and superficial (similar to the beta males who assume all guys more attractive than them are douchebags.

Sometimes overcompensates for her unattractive qualities by acting more masculine; similar to how Bronies or less manly types of guys shun 'traditional' male roles in favor of more feminine interests due to feeling alienated from their peers.

etc

Beta male. Women only date guys who are jerks, I can't get a girlfriend because I'm too nice!

Beta female. Guys only date women with a big booty and tits. I can't get a boyfriend because I'm too nice!

by Anon989989 October 13, 2016

1-10 Female attractiveness scale),

A rating on a women's attractiveness, based off of users preference

1-10 Female attractiveness scale),
1. hag 2. hideous 3. really ugly 4. ugly bitch 5. ugly 6. bitch 7. average 8. purdy 9. pretty 10. beautiful 11. Error 0. a man

by TheUltimateJaywalker October 4, 2016