happy feet

movements of the foot during masturbation when climaxing

Hey Sarge..look at this guy...he just got him some happy feet i bet

by laslo pitts July 15, 2007

Two feet and a heartbeat

What a pathetic mutherf*cker has to use when they don't own a car, a bike, or a bus pass. (ie. Walk, jackass!)

I have no friends, no life, no job, and no money. How am I going to get to the foodbank? I guess its two feet and a heartbeat...

by Time4SumAksion June 14, 2005

Duck Feet

Forming of semen between the toes after jacking off in the shower.

After ejaculating in the shower, if you don't move your feet and let it go down the drain, it will gather between your toes giving you duck feet.

by chucktown dan August 9, 2008

6 feet under club

a club in which members are necrophiliacs. a parody on the mile high club.

Hey, I just joined the 6 feet under club!
Well that explains the maggots on your c***

by bizorko July 19, 2009

pick your feet

To get a room in a hotel, possibly with a lady or purpose to commit crimes and devious activities.

A guy needs a place to relax and lay low til the heat dies down. "Hey man where can a guy pick His feet round here man!" "You can pick your feet at my place man!" See Gene Hackman in The French Connection.

by Slysticks April 15, 2014

Feeties

Taking a selfie of your feet wherever you are in the world

Let’s get a feeties photo!

by Stratagym October 10, 2018

arse feet

feet that smell really shitty, usually comes from wearing tennis shoes with sweaty feet and without socks

damn...nigga got arse feet

by Vince July 20, 2004