Feed the Zombie

When you defecate a large amount of stool with so much ferocity it could feed a zombie living in the toilet.

After that 6 pack of burritos I had to feed the zombie. The toilet was then clogged.

by dino9401 October 1, 2012

Feeding the hairless pony

Providing pre-coital nourishment via the fingers to a young lady who hasn't been ridden in a while, only to find that she is already prepared and de-haired.

Before i mounted her i had Jeeves check she was in good condition as she had clearly been 'out to pasture' for too long. He held out his hand hand with his fingers splayed and the next next thing we knew he was "feeding the hairless pony"! She went at it like a horse eating oats

by Disko Letch January 24, 2013

feedbomb

When someone you thought was cool likes something bigoted, ignorant or otherwise heinous on Facebook and you see it in your feed, so you start liking as many things as possible that refute said heinous like, hoping the once-cool person will see your likes in his/her feed and perhaps take a moment to consider whether he/she might in fact be a thoughtless moron.

Disillusioned Girl: Ugh, that smoking' hot guy I met on vacation liked some idiotic "Straight Pride" meme on FB. Dream officially shattered.

Disillusioned Girl's Friend: Just feedbomb the shit out of him with every rainbow-colored thing you can find.

by lablugirl March 9, 2016

Feed the cat

To make oneself scarce for a indefinite period of time on a night out with friends in order to ingest cocaine or other such narcotics that are found in powder form, and thus, requiring privacy and isolation.

"Where's Minky gone, it's his turn to by a round of drinks. Oh he's gone to feed the cat, he'll be munted when he gets back."

by What button's shoot? May 14, 2019

Feed the Snakes

An analogy for feeding an addiction, namely cigarettes.

"Hey Emily, can you watch the kids? I desperately need to feed the snakes."
"No problem, just don't take too long."

by CrunchyZombies October 9, 2019

feeding her grapes

Telling a person what they want to hear although it may not be truthful.

He told her he loved her when he didn’t, he was feeding her grapes.

by Sweetheart Bear May 21, 2021

feedadrien

The fastest growing miraculous content creator on tiktok, founder of the ladybee pfp cult. Friend of definette (defne), and one of my favorite mutuals! -hooty.x.duolingo

Did you hear what happened with @feedadrien and @definette?

by Hooty.x.duolingo July 4, 2021