Windex Face

A person that's parents used to much Windex on the sliding glass door so they walked into it all the time.

She has a Windex Face.

by WESt9891 November 28, 2011

plaster face

The face you put on when shaking your bosses hand or meeting you parents old friends. Its a smile and nod, but you have no idea why you smiling. also used when someones telling a very bad joke, but you want to make them feel better.

-"oh look at Matt shaking Mr.Hayes hand, he has a total plaster face on"
-"ha and now hes laughing at mr.Hayes terrible jokes, but its a total plaster face"

by HH8 November 26, 2010

Unicorn face

Used in place of disdain as a response. Simulates an “are you dumb?” Face.

Used when unable to show your physical face, so you just write it down, or put in the emoji. Because it is that rare for someone to be that dense.

Lawn: What do you want for dinner?

Ben: Something edible obviously

Lawn: Wawa?

Ben: 🦄 (or insert the words unicorn face)

by Bennehftw December 4, 2022

Ric Faced

When you are so drunk that shit faced doesn't cut it.

John: "Eric you have had like 2 beers slow down."
Eric: "IM SO RIC FACED RIGHT NOW."

by to ric or not to ric July 31, 2011

Mask Face

A girl who is hot with a mask on, but is ugly when she takes it off.

Damn you see that girl at the gym?

Yeah man saw her outside, she got that mask face.

by J_6_ October 6, 2020

Face Cradle

The face cradle seems to the untrained eye to be a face palm, but is actually much gentler and more nurturing than the face palm.

"Oh, look at Gerard doing the face cradle! He's so awesome!"

by omgphangirl July 13, 2015

Tight-faced

To be tight in the facial features. Usually having very defined cheekbones, and taught facial skin.

Those tight-faced bitches be thirsty.

by academyresearcher August 28, 2013