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Everet

He's the type of person that if you play all your cards right, you can become great freinds with. But make one wrong move, and he will hate you forever. Never tell a bad joke to an Everet, he will not appreciate your sense of humor. But if you dont manage to get on an Everets bad side, he will stick with you through out every thing
"Damn, Everet is so nice!,
" Realy? I made a little stupid joke and now he hates my guts."
by FortniteTerrible October 5, 2019
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Everett

He is an adventurous, kind, handsome man. He is an absolute adrenaline junkie and loves extreme sports.
He is such an everett.
by Jake McBain June 21, 2020
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Snowy Emerson

A sexual act that involves semen in an individual's hair.
"I'm sorry baby, I pulled out too quickly, I didn't mean to give you a Snowy Emerson."
by ehizzle December 14, 2008
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Cody Emerson

Someone who is commonly mistaken for

Cody Emmerson. (2 'm's) Unlike Emmerson, Cody Emerson has about 1,314,000 seconds of sex more per year. Contrary to popular belief, his crotch is the size of an elephant, and has the pain tolerance of Chuck Norris injected with morphine!
Guy 1: Did u see that guys crotch?

Guy 2: Yea, that thing was freaking huge! He stood in the road and had a speeding truck run into that thing.

Guy 1: He must be Cody Emerson!
by Destructo Man of Spaghetti April 22, 2011
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Dirty Ever

When really don't wanna dip your dick, but you're shy, so while she's blindfolded and handcuffed to the bed, you leave.
Man Racheal is just too freaky, but I don't know how to tell her, so Imma have to give her the Dirty Ever.
by McThiggins April 12, 2020
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sarah everard

women who deserved to get home safely
me: all women are sarah everard
femanists: yasss
by dojaaaaaaaaa May 18, 2021
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coolest mom ever

1. woman who has college-age children and always hooks them (and their friends) up with alcohol. 2. woman with college-age children who knows how to use facebook effectively. 3. woman with college-age children who attends every college sporting event but somehow is not embarrasing.
friend 1: you have the coolest mom ever!!
friend 2: yeah you really do. Your mom got be a fifth for my birthday and i'd only met her one time!!
(mom overhears)
mom: i love you guys!! hope you get to have a wonderful summer without any arrests!
kid: mom!!!
by ashleighashashleigh May 23, 2010
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