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Emotional Intelligence

Demonstrating care for the dumb shit that women care about.

Not to be confused with intelligence proper, emotional sensitivity, or other nominally related concepts, emotional intelligence has nothing to do with intelligence. Nor does it have anything to do with understanding emotions. Rather, emotional intelligence is the practice of assenting to a sequence of tearfully-delivered truth claims about the world one lives in solely on the basis that a woman "feels" that such and such is the case. Historically, emotional intelligence as a concept emerged as a type of estrogenic cope for middling IQ statistics and the general inability to engage in sound reasoning without the impediment of emotional hysteria.
"Men lack emotional intelligence!"
"Women have superior emotional intelligence!"
by call your father October 26, 2025
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emotional suplex

The act of burning someone in a severely harsh way effectively body slamming their psyche.
Guy 1: "Your mom."

Guy 2: "No, sir your mom and your dead grandfather too."

Guy 2 runs off crying

Guy 3: "Total emotional suplex, dude."
by sodomite24_7 September 8, 2013
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emotional jigsaw

A persons emotions are all over the place, like a jigsaw puzzle. The pieces (your feelings) are scattered everywhere. When the pieces of the jigsaw, are finally put back together.... you get a picture of who that person is.
I couldn't go out with him/her!! They're still a emotional jigsaw. When they pull the emotional jigsaw together, I might take them out.
by Candi7 June 27, 2016
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Emotional support duck

An inside joke that you make with someone that you really care about
Hey, I’m now your emotional support duck.

Ok
by Idek anymore tbh November 12, 2019
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emotional object permanence

it's object permanence, but for emotions.

the most common example is of people who have attachment issues or disorders that have attachment-issue-like symptoms (e.g. BPD), where people feel like their friends or partner do not love them unless they are showed affection and are reassured constantly.

it could literally be anything else too, like not thinking your soul-bound enemy hates you during times they don't show you hate
Person 1: I feel like my best friend doesn't like me unless they talk with me and reassure me they're my best friend.
Person 2: They do like you, and consider you a best friend as well..You just have emotional object permanence because momma didn't give you much love as a child.
by zipdotfile October 15, 2023
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Emotional nude

When someone sends you a deep and heartfelt message, allowing you to see their true feelings
“Damn bro how’s it going with that girl?”

Pretty good, she sent me an emotional nude last night”
by yungeth lenworthiness March 3, 2018
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