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Runny Egg

when a man ejaculates onto a skillet, or other hot cooking surface, and sears his semen on Medium High to High for anywhere from 2-4 minutes, until desired consistency is met. Upon which the resulting, runny-egg-like substance is then fed to his partner as an entree.
Kirsten gobbled up the runny egg I cooked for her last night.
by MyDogSkip August 3, 2010
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San Antonio Goose Egg

Similar to a Hollywood balloon knot but this involves putting botox on a man's ball bag removing all wrinkles to make it extra silky smooth.
Candy: Have you hooked up with Charlie yet?

Shaniqua: Damn right girlfriend. He's got the nicest San Antonio Goose Egg you ever felt.

Candy: Damn Bitch
by Drpun May 18, 2009
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Creme Egg

The use of a creme egg as a sex toy
Ease the egg into the vsginal melting pot and wait ... and a bit longer ... and a little bit longer ... then explore with the tongue until the melted egg spills it's contents then the fun begins.
Slide in the Creme Egg, melt it and lick it out, it's messy but someone has to do it.
by Lord Barmpot & Lady Fruitcake February 25, 2009
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egg whites

A woman's breasts, or tits. The nipples are the 'yolk of the egg' and the rest is the 'white.'
From "Bedrock" by Young Money

1. Be on my low starch, be on my egg whites.

2. That girl has sum huge egg whites.
by DJ CJV December 9, 2010
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dragon egg

A sexual maneuver where a man takes his testicles and forces them into a partner's rectum, then makes his partner suck on his scrotum.
Guy 1: I totally gave this chick a dragon egg last night!!
Guy 2: Really? Because I totally gave your dad a dragon egg last night!!!
by Kuato September 4, 2006
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Let's Green Egg and Ham it

How Shaq raps; terribly.
From the movie Kazaam
Let's Green Egg and Ham it
by Kazaampwner December 5, 2010
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egg-sucking dog

This literally refers to a seriously ugly or mangy mongrel. Said to be descrbed this way because of its non-doglike penchant for eating the insides of eggs.

Metaphorically, it can be applied to a person (almost always male) who is out-and-out riff-raff: one of the inbred corps.
Ole Billy Bob was just an egg-sucking dog.
by Duckbutt July 31, 2006
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