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Cum Dumpster

A girl who takes numerous loads of jiz all over her body, from numerous guys.
Me and my buddies shot 7 loads on that Cum Dumpster
by jrd699 March 22, 2013
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cunt dumpster

a dirty whore who's vagina is big enough to fit a watermelon in and smells like a dumpster.
my ex's new girlfriend is a cunt dumpster.
by lovinurmom October 11, 2016
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Dumpsaving

1. Choosing, not through extenuating circumstances such as being on a movie set or hiking, choosing, when the option to do otherwise exists, choosing to forego bowel movements so that when you finally dump the result is fantastic.

The Dumpsave is believed to originate on the UCSB campus 1985 CE
24 hours after Last Dump:
Oh man I gotta go so bad, but I'm dumpsaving.

8 Hours Later
Oh man this kinda hurts, but I'm dumpsaving.
2 Hours Later
I can hold it... I can... hold.... it...urgh..dumpsaving
Exactly Fourteen Minutes Later
HOLY SWEET MOTHER(beeline to restroom)
Waiting in Line for Restroom:
THIS IS THE WORST THING EVER
Finally on the John:
(singing)ooooooh yeah, sooooooo gooood!
Exiting John:
I CAN TAKE ON THE WORLD
by S. Mortenson June 16, 2011
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dumpster crotch

a)A female whose lack of hygiene has caused her genitalia odor to resemble the dumpster behind Fortino's aroma.

b)Stanky, scabby bitch.
Yo bitch go wash that shit out with some spray nine you filthy dumpster crotch.

The dirty prostitute sure smelled like a dumpster crotch.
by Bigsteelmomma January 26, 2006
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humpty dumpty

This is when you fuck a short, fat girl or guy in the ass.
Keisha and I are gonna do the humpty dumpty tonight!

Don't call me tonight. Mike and I will be doing the humpty dumpty.
by Buttsacola July 30, 2010
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dumpster diver

A person, often a woman, who finds the trashy- coulnd't care less- look Very attractive!!! E.g. to meet a man on the street, looking like he woke up in a dumpster that morning with he's ripped- never washed jeans, t-shirt, preferably a big beard, sunglasses and some "casual shoes" would be a true treasure of the day for a dumpster diver! (tattoos are often plus).
-Oh my goood!!!.... Did you just see that dude over there!?
-Dude, he was like homeless I think....
-Oh... Don't know if I care though!
-You are such a dumpster diver!
by Twocolorsocks December 9, 2010
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dallas dumpster dinner

eatin out a chick while she is shitting in the toilet.
cindy is a very classy, she let me do the dallas dumpster dinner.
by boozein247 September 8, 2006
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