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Douchebag

A douchebag is both arrogant and disingenuous, but the term does not denote any particular level of intelligence or lack thereof, nor does it denote any degree of abrasiveness or lack thereof. A douchebag is always unaware that he is a douchebag.
Chuck Todd is a douchebag.
by Bbag05 October 19, 2020
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Douchebag

A male who wears Calvin Klein, Ugg boots, Crocs, LuLu Lemon or equivalent, who drives a Subaru, especially an STI
Of course that dude in Calvin Klein sweats and Crocs would be driving a STI. What a douchebag.
by Bpit4 May 31, 2024
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Douchebag

A human being (whether it be male or female) That not only acts very arrogant in social situations, but usually has a very low amount of intelligence as well to go with the way they act. They are psychologically usually convinced they are the smartest, best looking and Superior as compared to other people. If you insult one, they usually try their best to get into fight with you, or they try to turn the situation to make you look like you're the one in the wrong. Have a very hard time keeping employment to some degree because of inability to work with other people.

The kind of girl/guy that goes to the bar and we'll buy a drink for somebody else but in the end will become a completely different person once you don't give into their demands. Possibly in the same night . Most douchebags don't think too far ahead. They don't like people who are not like them.....

Maybe I should have put this as a different definition. A good example of douchebags in general, and a simple way to put it, would be that they are primarily concerned with trying to have sex with every girl that they come in contact with or think girls owe them something or unyieldingly think everyone knows them something constantly.
"oh wow dude you're a douchebag"
by Not to educated February 9, 2022
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Douchebag

A male, usually a “Sk8TeR bOi” who cares about no one else but himself. He will play girls like a damn guitar. He usually has long hair and wears clothes that are a few sizes too big, complete with vans on his feet. He makes asshole remarks to people who are just minding their own business. He gets aggressive very quickly. He also wears way to much cologne and you can smell him from a mile away. That my friends is a douchebag
Wow, Myles is a douchebag”
For real bro”
by Homewrecker6969 October 25, 2019
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Douchebag

A douchebag is a person who has a high ego coupled with no real traits to be an asshole, or loser. A douchebag typically bullies or humiliates others for the sake of making it up on their short end. A person who is mediocre and is so shitty, that they can't even be called a cunt.
A douchebag is a sad excuse for a human being with just insecurities and projects it on others, seeking it as a way for validation.
Micheal was being a total douchebag trying to pick up Sarah. Luckily, her boyfriend was there to put a end to his misery.
by AnubisCorects January 31, 2024
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Douchebag Macgillicuddy

Basic white boy, pledged to a frat, was not accepted. Could also be a techbro. Often seen in the wild with extra deep V neck shirts, or no shirts, exposing overly tanned, waxed chest. May also be seen often on bad reality tv shows. Used carsalesman. Has way too much hair product. Smells like axe body spray.
Georgie is a douchebag macgillicuddy on 90 day fiance.
by ProfessorHotsauce July 13, 2025
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Schrodinger's Douchebag

Inziewienzie
> inziewienzie says something stupid and doesn't take accountability

This person is a huge Schrodinger's Douchebag
by Xalter September 10, 2025
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