Vampire Douchebag

When a girl is on her period, a male eats her out.

Jack- "Bro Josh is a Vampire Douchebag!
Stephan- "He be sucking that pussy like a vampire!"

by Dicksucker299 May 28, 2014

Douchebag

Thomas Eddison

"THE TYPE OF GUY WHO ASSUMES ALL THE WORK IS DONE AND COMES IN TO STEAL IT. WHAT A DOUCHEBAG"

by NickolaTeslaFan#1 August 22, 2022

Douchebag

Marco Malacara

Wow, he's a real douchebag, he must know Marco!

by cam92296 October 6, 2012

Douchebag

Painted chin strap and hard part

Hey you know that Jonathan Williams kid?
Yeah...that douchebag kid right?

by Mike Hunt is a Harry One December 22, 2020

Schrodinger's Douchebag

Someone who makes a distasteful/offensive comment (Racist, sexist, homophobic etc), then tries to play it off after it doesn't land.

Guy 1 (Schrodinger's Douchebag): "Marlon mogs all of you? Yeah, but he's black."

Guy 2: "No, he's not."

Guy 1: "Oh, he's not?" *Nervously tapping on table*

Guy 2: "Have you seen his parents? They're white."

Guy 1: "Oh."

Guy 2: "I think he's just really tan. He does mog."

Guy 1: "H-He mogs us to oblivion."

by Dean Dihchester July 9, 2025

Douchebag

Perry Ford.

No other way to represent it in a human form.

The most foul and repugnant

That Douchebag called me again on my time off, when all he needed to do to get the answer he needed was to look at the text I sent him.

by Eddie-O March 19, 2018

Douchebag

Someone with a common name and last name. Preferably Smith

Lol that dudes last name is smith, what a douchebag

by RealDude27 January 7, 2022