hipster dating

When youre dating someone but they dont want to admit they're dating you because the word "dating" is too mainstream... and you ask if youre friends with benifits but they are appalled by that notion. And they say they want something more with you, so your confused on thier actual definition of dating and the only way you keep your sanity with them is by classifying it as hipster dating.

Friend1: Hey Daisy are you and Edward dating?
Daisy: no. Im dating him and he is "hipster dating."(use finger air quotes if desired).
Hipster friend with benifits dating

by yellowseven365dude February 9, 2017

National dating day

Everyone has to ask out their crush no questions asked

Wanna go out it’s national dating day 😉😏

by Mwah😏 October 18, 2020

Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing

A meme started years ago from Mario Party gameplays where the player would choose Luigi for certain minigames and stay afk. In most cases, the chosen minigames are luck based or an '1-vs-3' minigame where Luigi's team wins.

Said meme became quite popular with the time, and now there are like thousands of those 'Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing' videos on YouTube. Most are quite amusing to watch, I suggest giving them a try.

Mario: A B A A L R A A R R L B B A L A B-
Mario loses. Mamma mia!

Luigi:

...

Aaaaand Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing.

by Insert original username June 15, 2020

Hey mom, how are you doing today? :D

A completely normal sentence.

Kid: Hey mom, how are you doing today? :D

Mom: I died 34 years ago

by Luigi One June 4, 2021

doing a david

pursuing a relationship with a girl between the ages of 11 and 13 when the pursuer is between the ages of 16 and 18

Guy 1: "That chick over there's totally into you!"
Guy 2: "But she's like 12?"
Guy 1: "So?"
Guy 2: "I'm not doing a david."

by GFBG May 18, 2010

Doing the Dan

The the act of having sex with a female, and having her pull off your condom because she wants you to rawdog it.

While certainly pleasurable, doing the dan is risky due to STD's, and unwanted pregnancy.

Durr...

"Shit man, I did the dan last night and I'm afraid that I might have a kid on the way."

or

"Yes doctor, I was doing the dan last week, and now it burns when I piss."

by Daddy Dan March 12, 2008

Doing a Till

Where one heads off to university away from home but returns before staying any longer then week.

Man 1: "Hey man. You're a massive bender for doing a Till."
Man 2: "Yeah, my course had too much theory for my liking so I gave up and came home."

by chimbles October 6, 2005