Dave Mustaine

Dave Mustain is the very talented Guitarist and lead singer of the heavy metal band Megadeth, he is otherwise notorious for getting kicked out of the band Metallica in his early days because of his unhealthy behaviour. Among amateur rock musicians, likening a band member to dave Mustaine means that they are unprofessional and that their general attitude impedes on the overall quality of the band, because they can't walk the line for example. Note that the real Dave Mustaine is a musical genius (regardless of his other problems), but a "Dave Mustaine" doesn't have to be particularly talented.

-Hey Slash, how's your band?
-It's O.K., but our lead singer is a fucking Dave Mustaine! We probably wouldn't keep him if he wasn't so talented.
-Oh, he is good? So he is like a real dave Mustaine then!

by Zub January 13, 2006

super dave

Sodomizing a male just after expelling fecies from said anus. (fucking a dudes ass after he JUST took a shit) taking special care to make sure that there is ALOT of shit in and around the anus acting as lubrication.

I gave that dude such a super dave!

by kjasdkfjksl djfklsjhdkfj sdk October 5, 2006

Famous Dave

As created by Jeremy, the greatest dude that ever lived. To perform the Famous Dave you need the following: Famous Dave's barbecue sauce and a willing woman. Once you have secured those two things the Famous Dave may be performed.

Pour some of the barbecue sauce onto a woman's anus, have her then fart it onto your chest, once the sauce is on your chest she will lick it and give you a nice wet kiss with said sauce.

That is the Famous Dave...not recommended to the faint of heart, but works exceptionally well under the influence of alcohol.

"I got so drunk last night that I actually tried the Famous Dave...and it worked like a charm". -Actual customer quote

by OlafForkbeard April 2, 2010

melly dave

1. a female human, who's first name really is melissa, but hangs with boys so she is referred to as "dave".
2. crazy mo fo

"hey, there's melly dave!"

by gia rin May 25, 2004

Smilin' Dave

A person who behaves with exaggerated phoniness in social situations. Can be a noun, adj. or verb.

"I hate parties because I get sick of having to Smilin' Dave for hours."

"I freaked out and had to leave because I got accosted by five Smilin' Daves trying to get me to take the Scientology test."

by DaniCalifornia October 25, 2007

dave

Alternative for the anatomical term, "taint," which is the area between one's anus and his or her balls and/or vagina.

I bought a new G-string, but it's made from a very rough material. I'm not worried about my package, but I'm concerned it might irritate my dave.

by R. Nald April 25, 2009

Dave

As defined in the "Brocabulary", "Dave" refers to the Dave Matthews Band (DMB). Dave Matthews Band concerts are mainly attended by high school and college students, most of whom are too drunk from tailgating to make it to the actual show. Those who aren't too drunk have the pleasure of enjoying Dave and company's 30 minute jazz odysseys while smoking weed.

(1) "Yo bro, you goin' to Dave this summer?"
"Yeah dude, lawn seats for both nights. Totally getting shitfaced."

(2) "I was so high at Dave last night that I actually liked his music."

by Erin BROckovich November 4, 2010