Deuce

1.An exclamation often used to substitute profane words.

2.A means of saying "goodbye".

1) "Whadda deuce?!"

2) "Peace easy.. Deuce!"

by Unknown July 14, 2004

Deuce Juice

Deuce Juice is the toilet water that splashes up and hits you after a large forceful crap. Some also refer to their very watery diarrhea as deuce juice - think shit piss.

Walker started to spit uncontrollably after he dropped a monster grumpy and the deuce juice splashed up between his legs and hit his lips.

by Walker A July 12, 2012

deuce

n. poop
v. to drop terds

by Anonymous February 27, 2003

Deucester

Slang term for shit, Or a person who you think looks/smells like shit.

I'm going to beat the deucester out of that kid.

That kid smells like deucester.

Hold up a minute, I have to go take a deucester

by Lirius December 5, 2003

Deucenberg

Slang word for a toilet and/or having a bowel movement. A play on words that is pronounced like Duesenberg, an automobile from the early twentieth century. Typically used when someone is taking/will take, a long time.

I want to leave for the party now but my wing-man is still in driving the Deucenberg.

Or

I know you're in a hurry, but I have to take the Deucenberg out for a spin before we go.

by Duc748 May 8, 2008

deuce

1. the act of excreting fecal matter from the anus.

2. the number 2.

pl. deuces.
1. the act of excreting fecal matter from the anus multiple times

2. a peace sign held up by the index and middle fingers. commonly used by teenage girls

Dude I just took a massive deuce!

I just rolled a deuce!

Man i have taken a couple deuces today.

Deuces bff!!!!

by Alex Hermann December 11, 2010

Deuce Box

Noun (n) the restroom; the crapper

Hey where is josh?" "He just got in the Deuce Box, he'll be a while

by cidkudi December 18, 2010