Repeatedly dropping the word "dude" in a professional environment. Especially if writing the word "dude" in a business email or saying it during other correspondence.
by ballsackasaurusrex July 13, 2012
Get the Dude Bombs mug.What each of da five super-cool "non-verbose" twenty-somethings in da iconic "five full super-size cups of coffee and approaching a railroad track" Ford Focus commercial was meaning by their each just saying the word "Dude" once.
"Dude" translations (zheesh --- just one single word can speak volumes, eh???):
First "Dude": "Be a schuper schweet pal and hold my coffee for me so that I can drive."
Second "Dude": "Ummmm... there's a railroads track comin' up --- I think you'll want to slow down so that we don't all get coffee-showers...?"
Third "Dude": "There's a RAILROAD TRACK coming up --- remember that ya gots FOUR OTHERS in da car here b'sides yerself who would greatly prefer not to have coffee-soaked work-outfits, thank you very much!"
Fourth "Dude": "We all have these humongous brim-full cups of joe back here --- there is nothing we can do to avoid spilling them all over your nice new seats if we hit a bump too hard!"
Fifth "Dude": "Don't say we didn't warn ya --- unavoidable brown-liquid tidal-waves impending!"
Driver's slightly-irritated "Dudes": "Honestly, friends --- doncha think that I as da driver know what I'm doing?! Chill out, people --- it's cool --- we're ALL cool! We're five of da coolest 'dudes' on da road right now!"
Final triumphant "Duuudesss!": "Wow --- you were right --- we DIDN'T hafta worry! Never spilled a drop --- amazing! --- here we were all gettin' majorly spazzed out fer nuthin'!" :D
First "Dude": "Be a schuper schweet pal and hold my coffee for me so that I can drive."
Second "Dude": "Ummmm... there's a railroads track comin' up --- I think you'll want to slow down so that we don't all get coffee-showers...?"
Third "Dude": "There's a RAILROAD TRACK coming up --- remember that ya gots FOUR OTHERS in da car here b'sides yerself who would greatly prefer not to have coffee-soaked work-outfits, thank you very much!"
Fourth "Dude": "We all have these humongous brim-full cups of joe back here --- there is nothing we can do to avoid spilling them all over your nice new seats if we hit a bump too hard!"
Fifth "Dude": "Don't say we didn't warn ya --- unavoidable brown-liquid tidal-waves impending!"
Driver's slightly-irritated "Dudes": "Honestly, friends --- doncha think that I as da driver know what I'm doing?! Chill out, people --- it's cool --- we're ALL cool! We're five of da coolest 'dudes' on da road right now!"
Final triumphant "Duuudesss!": "Wow --- you were right --- we DIDN'T hafta worry! Never spilled a drop --- amazing! --- here we were all gettin' majorly spazzed out fer nuthin'!" :D
by QuacksO July 10, 2018
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This dude ranch on Grindr won't shut up about wanting to fuck me without a condom even though I explicitly said "barriers only" in my bio. Fuck that guy!
by goodwheat January 28, 2023
Get the dude ranch mug.A clever joke made up by some cool people due to the fact that their friends last name is Gross. Only some genius could think of this.
by FunnyGuy1020 September 27, 2009
Get the Dude, that's Gross! mug.A hot dude. Usually used by women.
If used by men, it is to describe a fellow good-looking guy, without being gay.
If used by men, it is to describe a fellow good-looking guy, without being gay.
Girl: Oh man, look at that dude babe.
Girl 2: I know, he's so HOT!
Guy: Yeah, she was checking out all the dude babes.
Girl 2: I know, he's so HOT!
Guy: Yeah, she was checking out all the dude babes.
by G-Swizzle September 10, 2010
Get the Dude Babe mug.1. Usually a large male, who drives a lifted truck, wears trucker hats with some type of sunglasses, may surf or bodyboard, and uses a type of white boy slang when speaking to other Dude Bras (Cha bra! - Yes bro!)
2. One who prefers punk or metal in choice of music.
3. One who will consume large quantitys of alcohol at one time. (Usually cheaper types of beer are a consumed.)
4. Piercing's and tattoo's may vary.
2. One who prefers punk or metal in choice of music.
3. One who will consume large quantitys of alcohol at one time. (Usually cheaper types of beer are a consumed.)
4. Piercing's and tattoo's may vary.
by k23p January 18, 2004
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Idea originally came from a ‘Korn’ CD where on a hidden track a man screamed, "No Jerry, Your FUCKED"
‘Your fucked!’ had become a common saying between us.
After speaking with a young girl, Hailey Banks, we found out the she had, had sex, and she was fucked LITERALLY!
So there you have it.
Idea originally came from a ‘Korn’ CD where on a hidden track a man screamed, "No Jerry, Your FUCKED"
‘Your fucked!’ had become a common saying between us.
After speaking with a young girl, Hailey Banks, we found out the she had, had sex, and she was fucked LITERALLY!
So there you have it.
by alienSkull February 10, 2005
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