dad period

When your dad's being weird awkward and needs something to blame his mood on

Sorry dude I can't hang out today, my dad's on his dad period

by Pratt dad March 27, 2017

Dad Balls

When you testicles start shrinking at the thought of having more children. Woman get "mom brain" which makes them stupid and Dad's get "Dad Balls" the older the kids get and the more kids they have.

My coworker said "I have mom brain" to which I said, "yeah, well I have Dad Balls."
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by Vishnoogle May 19, 2017

Dad Guy

When the main dad of the movie is the bad guy all along.

“I was watching Home alone, and at some point you have to believe that his dad is a Dad Guy”

by SacredGhost October 22, 2017

Dad Joke

Any joke made by Mark Hamill.

Have you seen Mark Hamill's twitter? That guy only posts dad jokes!

by artooey January 28, 2018

dad's lasagna

Code for bedtime, used commonly in the western parts of North America.

Luke: Anyone up for another game?
Brenden: No thanks, dad's lasagna.

by broooon June 8, 2018

Dad Thicc

Dad thicc is the body type of typically a Middle aged male similar to mom thicc, where as mom thicc refers to a woman with wide hips and large breasts, dad thicc refers to a man with large wide shoulders, large hairy forearms and a protruding and in some cases destined stomach, coupled with a general “beefy-ness”. Many males of the past 50 years have taken in the “dad thicc” ideal as there preferred body type and it is very easy to spot as it caters to no particular race or region of the country. “Dads” are most often seen in ether dark khaki slacks with a stripped polo shirt that seems overly tight or in faded blue jeans that will be pulled up to the bottom of the rip cage accompanied with a t-shirt tucked in the the jeans with or without a belt. The most common place to witness this marvel of nature is in shopping malls, little league games and Applebee’s all across America.

Man 1: dude I can’t wait to have a couple kids and get that “Dad Thicc” body
Man 2: me too man! I cant wait to go to cookouts in my leather sandals , drink beer and complain about my job.

by Boogaloo_boi February 23, 2018

Dad de nut

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The best feeling ur dad can give U!!!

Mom: I have 6 nuts
Dad: Let me dad de nut
Mom: Oh yaaa

by Captain4gamer May 10, 2018