Morning cucumber

That first-thing-in-the-morning erection, experienced right after you wake up.

After a hot dream about Bea Arthur, I woke up and saw I had a raging morning cucumber. But no Bea Arthur. Damn!

by CrazyPants McGee September 13, 2009

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Emotional Cuck

When you're beyond friend zone with a woman you'd like to sleep with. Women tell you all details of their life including their sexual experiences and it puts you in an intense sense of depression.

Brad has been an emotional cuck to all of his female friends for weeks now.

by Slayergoober0 March 3, 2019

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1. A monogamous male who remains committed despite being in a sexless relationship with a non-monogamous partner.

2. A masochistic male who reaches an agreement with his significant other to keep his inferior penis celibate so that his s/o can focus exclusively on the superior penis(es) of the lover(s).

3. A submissive male who's required to wear a chastity cage to keep him faithful while his unfaithful spouse stays devoted to satisfying the bull(s).

When my wife's boyfriend suggested she grant him the sole right to just one of her holes, she found the idea so appealing that choosing only one created an impossible dilemma for her. So, she compromised by giving him exclusive access to all three and making me a chaste cuckold.

by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 11, 2021

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cucumber

1.A sick dick
2.A green and (preferrably) large and long vegetable that's used in place of a penis to fuck

1. "Girl, Marcus showed me his cucumber last night. I was like, 'boy you can suck that yourself or go to the doctor for that shit!'"
2. "Girl, I'm goin to the store to get me some cucumbers. Marcus isn't handlin his business."

by Bootylicious June 23, 2004

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