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Crusty

A thirsty boy who has participated in a loving wank with his right hand resulting in a sticky mess which is then not washed off for at least 2 days
That girl made him crusty, he be crusting over her all night long
by Lady red January 6, 2014
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Crusty dusty

Me, It’s me Austin I’m telling you see💀 -M
Person 1: I will legit make a definition of crusty dusty and make it right now
Person 2:Do it I fudging dare you
by O my gosh November 2, 2019
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Crusty

A slang used to describe something weird or unusual.
Example 1:

Jamal: In our school the plates are just plates with no edges.
Mats: Bro, that's crusty!

Example 2:

Jamal: Woah! why does he sit on his roof instead of the balcony?
Carl: I think he likes the view better from up there.
Jamal: Damn, that's crusty!

Example 3:

Bob: Do you see what I see?

Ronald: Haha, is that guy swimming with his feet first?

Bob: I think so, but why is it working?

Ronald: I don't know, but it's really crusty!
by Carl Matsmark February 10, 2025
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Crusty Pilot

The Crusty Pilot must not be taken lightly. This is when the pilot (usually in his 50’s) gets out of the cockpit mid flight to perform an orgy with everybody on the flight. Not compensating with the pilot’s needs can be dangerous, as his crusty cock can outrun any passenger.
Friend 1: How was your flight?
Friend 2: Holy shit it was amazing, I got hit with the ole Crusty Pilot.
Friend 1: You lucky son of a bitch.
by base bonwell May 11, 2018
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Crusty’s

An old politician who is outdated on policy and cannot speak in clear sentences.
Danm Donald Trump and Joe Biden are a pair of crusty’s
by anonymous October 7, 2020
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Crusty Finger Duster

When someone uses their dirty and scabbed hands to perform secual gratification in return for goods or services. No lubricant is used and typically the scabs from the 'Duster' will fall onto the genitalia of the person they are dusting
Dude, Lauren is outside of Pilot giving a Crusty Finger Duster for a pack of cigs and enough gas to get home.
by MadDawgShorty July 30, 2021
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crusty bud

Inserting your weed pipe in your girls ass, then pulling it out and taking a fat rip
I gave my girl a crusty bud and git lit
by Bucky stills January 11, 2024
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