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Condom

Something that is latext and gose on the penise before having sex so it can catch the cum so she dont get prego
Im not ready to have a kind lets use a condom
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condom crusher

When you fuck a girl so fucking hard that the condom breaks and you tell your friends 9 months later that was how your first kid was born
Carl:hey darin my son is the result of a raging condom crusher

Darin:that’s fucking awesome my dude
by alexanderhamilton October 27, 2017
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<.7.9.7.6.>You Only Promote Condoms & It Is Truly Annoying<.7.9.7.6>
<.7.9.7.6.>You Only Promote Condoms & It Is Truly Annoying<.7.9.7.6>
by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
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condom

i made him put the condom on before doing it
by gay_kaiden December 6, 2022
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Internet Condom

A VPN, or anything that mostly masks what you do online.
Person 1: Hey, do you know any good Internet Condoms?
Person 2: Mullvad is a good option.
by brodean3 March 23, 2024
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No Condom John

A man who has multiple baby mommas from sleeping around, has 6 kids, early 30s Male.
" There goes no condom John and his basketball team."
by John Micsott March 25, 2019
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Condom Cowl

A cowl that makes Red Robin's head look like he's wearing a condom.
"His suit has a Condom Cowl!"
by TimDunk January 7, 2024
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