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cock it up

to fuck up, botch, turn into a clusterfuck (British)
Thom Yorke of Radiohead prefaced a live performance of the song 'Fog', comparing it to the studio version: "...this is a better version of it...unless I cock it up, in which case, it's not"
by fux0red February 20, 2009
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Cock Stomp

1. Is an aggressive interference with an individual's attempts to court another.

2. An advanced level One up wherein one party obliterates any prospect or favor hoped to be gained by another party.
Example 1. scenario: Male A is attempting to court a female at the grocery store.

Male A: I just bought a new 2010 Camry... if you want to go for a ride?

Male B: (casually walks by on a pseudo phone call and says) "Oh yeah I used to have a 2010 Camry. . . then i got a JOB."

and in doing so, a successful Cock Stomp is delivered to Male A by Male B

Example 2. scenario: A really muscular man, at the gym, is attempting to showing off by curling 50 pound dumbbells in front of the treadmills. when he finishes, and is walking away, a smaller man walks by with 90 lbs dumbbells and begins curling them where he just was.

And here the muscular man receives a Cock Stomp to his arrogance by the smaller man.
by Mrpoppins007 December 30, 2009
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cock of the infinite

A level 8 spell used on unsuspecting cybersex partners
Boy: I cast Lv. 8 cock of the infinite
Girl: You wierdo
by Wild Thang April 23, 2004
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cock blaster

A shot in mini-golf where you attempt to strike your opponent's ball rather than aim at the hole. The purpose of the shot is to place your opponent in a difficult position while still giving yourself a makeable shot.
Adam: Nicole, you're such a cock blaster!
Nicole: Loooooves it!
by Adam Alek. May 13, 2007
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phantom cock

The lingering sensation a woman has in her nether regions after sex. The sensation is comperable to still having the man's penis in her vagina. This may last for several days especially if her lover was gifted.
"He was so hot in bed, I felt the phantom cock for days."
by Ja-Nay-nay January 3, 2008
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cock muting

When some dumb bitch won't shut the fuck up so you are forced to lodge your cock in her fucking mouth to shut her the fuck up.
I love cock muting Tina because she never shuts her fucking cock sucker. What a stupid bitch. Shut the fuck up Tina!!
by Johnny Chinslappin November 11, 2007
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cock shiner

a man/womoan who spits on his/her partner cock then licks it as if it were being shined.
Jacob went down on a guy and shined his cock, he's such a cock shiner
by Maurissa Hernandez March 23, 2007
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