Mr Chode 

Mr Chode is a name that is given to someone who has a unusually small,fat penis. It can also be used as a name for a penis if very small and fat.

kieran: My penis is 2 inches and 3 inches wide

John: Woow your Mr Chode

Joe: Aww man i don't know what to call my penis all the good names are taken
John: How big is it ?
Joe: 2 and a half inches
John: Why don't you call it Mr Chode

Mr Chode by Jambus October 29, 2010

Bro Chode

Friend's penis. Usually used when someone is showing a friend his genitalia.

-Aww, dude!
-Don't worry bud, it's just a little Bro Chode.
-Yeah, emphasis on little.

Bro Chode by It'sMassive December 16, 2010

chode 

a dick that is thicker than it's length

Don't blame the cold water for that chode.

chode by thobblem January 31, 2010

chineese chode chomper

a chineese person who chomps on chodes

The guy that works at Tim Hortons is a Chineese Chode Chomper!!!

chineese chode chomper by The BuzOb's February 27, 2005

chode 

the small portion of skin connecting the ball sack and anus; also known as gooch.

-"quit being a douche or i will rip your chode off!"
-"please no!"

chode by herpe October 8, 2003

chode 

As dave Matthews would say " the space Between" that is between the anus and the nut sack. For reals

Ubiquitous chode (omnipresent). Or Rumpledchodeskin ( Rumplestiltskins brother).
That kid was a ubiquitous chode mouth face

chode by Tanner USP August 31, 2004

chode juggler 

Someone who literally juggles stubby dicks around like a circus act. Not a sexual innuendo.

You're such a chode juggler!

chode juggler by TheZzzOne December 16, 2015